The Colbert ReportS5 Mahmoud's Non-Consensual Endorsement Deal
If Iran is going to use Stephen to sell products he hasn't endorsed over there, he'll use Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to sell products over here.
The Colbert ReportS5 Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Barreleye Fish
National Geographic releases footage of a fish that has a see-through head and twitching green sacks of goo for eyes.
The Colbert ReportS5 It Could Be Worse - Simon Johnson
Simon Johnson explains why America's economy resembles an unstable, emerging market.
The Colbert ReportS5 Peter Singer
Peter Singer urges Stephen to give money to poor people rather than enjoying it himself.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Angry Mob Will Crush AIG
The government can't stop AIG, but Stephen's angry mob can.
The Colbert ReportS5 Better Know a Governor - Mark Sanford Update
Stephen asks South Carolina's Mark Sanford what barbeque sauce he wants for his last meal.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 3/16/09
Your tax money is being spent on executive bonuses. At least it's not going to welfare.
The Colbert ReportS5 The New Deal - Jonathan Chait
Jonathan Chait believes the New Deal was successful because it eased people's misery.
The Colbert ReportS5 Neil Gaiman
Neil Gaiman replaces being scared of dead people with being afraid of living people in his new book "The Graveyard Book."
The Colbert ReportS5 Persian Gulf Countdown Clock
Stephen is one day closer, or further away, to going to the Persian Gulf.
The Colbert ReportS5 Shout Out - The Colbert Report Overseas
The Colbert Report is definitely going to visit our troops sometime in the near or distant future -- or past.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 3/17/09
How will the wealthy weather the economic crisis? Easy, they have weather-control machines.
The Colbert ReportS5 World of Nahlej - Shmeat
PETA funds a scientist developing meat from tissue culture.
The Colbert ReportS5 David Grann
David Grann follows the footsteps of an explorer searching for a lost civilization.
The Colbert ReportS5 Colbert Aluminum - Cigar Nubs, Faux Poor & Blixseth
Cigars get shorter, the British elite act poor, and Tim Blixseth sells his private island.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Keeping Our Heads
Stephen propses that CEOs be stripped naked and locked together in a Thunderdome scenario with screaming taxpayer spectators.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 3/18/09
Scientists dig up something unexpected, and no, it's not a social life.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tip/Wag - Mississippi, Talk Shows & SyFy
Mississippi ends child selling, talk shows move to Connecticut, and the SciFi Channel changes its name.