Strangers with Candy

The Ignoramus Express

Season 2 E 5 • 02/26/2000

At Principal Blackman's insistence, Mr. Noblet endeavors to teach Jerri the ABC's of reading.

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01:38

Blind Football
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The Flatpoint football players disappoint Jerri with their selfish decision to keep a blind student off the team.
01/29/2000
02:40

Trail to Heaven
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Jerri invites Alan into her bedroom, but their intimate encounter doesn't quite go as planned.
01/29/2000
03:02

Career Wagon
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A career wizard uses high-tech robots to inspire Jerri and Orlando to pursue their dreams.
02/05/2000
03:45

Chasing Dreams
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Jerri learns a realistic lesson about reaching for the stars when Mr. Jellineck quits his job to pursue his art career.
02/05/2000
02:20

Lie Detector
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Mr. Noblet tests Jerri's ability to answer questions honestly in order to determine which career she's best suited for.
02/05/2000
03:01

Daddy's Funeral
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Jerri remains steadfastly in denial about her father's death until Mr. Jellineck forces her to face reality at the wake.
02/07/2000
02:21

Rabid Dogs
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While practicing for the interschool father-student sack race, Jerri's dad is attacked by the mascots from Flatpoint's rival school.
02/07/2000
01:49

The Golden Sack
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Despite being the only student at Flatpoint High who doesn't have a dad, Jerri finds a way to compete in the father-student sack race.
02/07/2000
02:43

Cheerleading Tryouts
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A cheerleader inadvertently reveals one of Jerri's shortcomings when she asks her to perform a basic skill during tryouts.
02/26/2000
02:07

Miracle Worker
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With the help of Mr. Noblet, Jerri experiences a literacy breakthrough just in time for cheerleading tryouts.
02/26/2000
02:58

The Ignoramus Express
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Tasked with teaching Jerri to read, Mr. Noblet loses his cool when Jerri fails to recognize a familiar word on the blackboard.
02/26/2000
02:29

Dream Visitor
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Haunted by a nocturnal encounter, Jerri looks for a way to return Mr. Jellineck's severed face without causing a commotion.
03/04/2000
02:30

Facial Delivery
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Jerri and Mr. Noblet prepare to declare their secrets as doctors unveil Mr. Jellineck's reattached face.
03/04/2000
02:06

No Suspects, No Face
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Both Jerri and Mr. Noblet suffer from a guilty conscience when a hit-and-run accident tears off Mr. Jellineck's face.
03/04/2000
02:12

Fake Divorce
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Coach Wolf expresses her feelings for Mr. Jellineck, and Jerri's jealousy drives her fake husband to the breaking point.
03/11/2000
01:16

Sacred Covenant
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Jerri ponders the meaning of marriage when she interrupts an intimate moment between her stepmom and Stew the Meat Man.
03/11/2000
03:48

Dinner Party
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When Coach Wolf and Mr. Jellineck have dinner at the Noblets' house, the cracks in their fake marriage start to show.
03/11/2000
03:13

Visit from Father
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After the leader of a cult praises her beauty, Jerri finds that she just can't bring herself to leave.
06/19/2000
03:31

Heavenly Robot
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"Father" inducts Jerri into a brainwashing cult, but a phone call alerts Orlando to her predicament.
06/19/2000
01:45

Lonely Jerri
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Feeling rejected, Jerri becomes a prime target for a flower-carrying stranger's collective cooperative community service operation outreach program project.
06/19/2000
03:07

To the Mall
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Unhappy that one of his sheep has been sheared by a charlatan, Principal Blackman makes a plan to free Jerri from the clutches of a cult.
06/26/2000
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