The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Moment of Zen - Andy Rooney Pockets Dinner Rolls
Season 13 • 12/01/2008
Andy Rooney pockets dinner rolls for breakfast the next day.
Clusterf#@k to the Poor House - Dude, Where's My Car Industry?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Auto industry CEOs fly their private jets to ask Congress for $25 billion.
Intro - Belzer Investigates MurderThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Richard Belzer isn't a guest -- he's here to investigate murder.
The Buccaneer Stops HereThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
John Oliver is forced to use infantile pirate humor to report on the increased sea attacks.
Mess O'Potamia - Iraq SurrendersThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Some people can't take "you've got three years to get out" for an answer.
MSNBC Replaces Fox NewsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Since Fox News won't be the mouthpiece of this new administration, MSNBC steps up to fill the gap.
Mumbai TragedyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
John Oliver explains that when you're a bankrupt ideology pursuing a bankrupt strategy, the only move you've got is the dick one.
Intro - Thanksgiving Football and GenocideThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Hopefully, this Thanksgiving, you watched some football and reflected on the genocide of the Native American people.
Black Friday DeathsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
This year's Black Friday showed a three percent increase in retail sales and a death toll of three.
Jon Stewart Touches Kids - Plaxico BurressThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Plaxico Burress shoots himself in one of the two legs he needs to be the star wide receiver for the New York Giants.
Anne HathawayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Anne Hathaway's New Year's resolution is to become a train wreck.
Moment of Zen - Andy Rooney Pockets Dinner RollsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
When Andy Rooney goes to a good restaurant he pockets a dinner roll for breakfast the next day.
Indecision 2008 - Chambliss vs. MartinThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
It'll be hard for Saxby Chambliss to lose unless he does something regrettable, like if he publicly forgets his granddaughter has hit puberty.
Obama/Clinton SarcasmThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Rob Riggle proves that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton had nothing but praise for each other during the primaries.
Intro - Election in VerseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Jon comes up with his own rhyme about the presidential election.
Calvin TrillinThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Calvin Trillin shares some of the poems from his epic "Deciding the Next Decider."
Team AmericaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Before the Obama-Clinton team gets to fixing the world, they have to address his criticism of her foreign policy experience in the primaries.
Moment of Zen - Troops Make Room for BushThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Returning troops reluctantly make room for President Bush to stand between them.
End Times Countdown - Bush Exit InterviewsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Charlie Gibson asks George W. Bush about his presidential "uh-oh moments."
Planned Parenthood Gift CardsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Jon already has his Christmas shopping done thanks to Planned Parenthood gift certificates.
Arianna HuffingtonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Arianna Huffington describes blogging as a first draft of history.
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