The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Moment of Zen - Andy Rooney Pockets Dinner Rolls
Season 13 • 12/01/2008
Andy Rooney pockets dinner rolls for breakfast the next day.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS13 Clusterf#@k to the Poor House - Dude, Where's My Car Industry?
Auto industry CEOs fly their private jets to ask Congress for $25 billion.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS13 Intro - Belzer Investigates Murder
Richard Belzer isn't a guest -- he's here to investigate murder.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS13 The Buccaneer Stops Here
John Oliver is forced to use infantile pirate humor to report on the increased sea attacks.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS13 Mess O'Potamia - Iraq Surrenders
Some people can't take "you've got three years to get out" for an answer.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS13 MSNBC Replaces Fox News
Since Fox News won't be the mouthpiece of this new administration, MSNBC steps up to fill the gap.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS13 Mumbai Tragedy
John Oliver explains that when you're a bankrupt ideology pursuing a bankrupt strategy, the only move you've got is the dick one.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS13 Intro - Thanksgiving Football and Genocide
Hopefully, this Thanksgiving, you watched some football and reflected on the genocide of the Native American people.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS13 Black Friday Deaths
This year's Black Friday showed a three percent increase in retail sales and a death toll of three.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS13 Jon Stewart Touches Kids - Plaxico Burress
Plaxico Burress shoots himself in one of the two legs he needs to be the star wide receiver for the New York Giants.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS13 Anne Hathaway
Anne Hathaway's New Year's resolution is to become a train wreck.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS13 Moment of Zen - Andy Rooney Pockets Dinner Rolls
When Andy Rooney goes to a good restaurant he pockets a dinner roll for breakfast the next day.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS13 Indecision 2008 - Chambliss vs. Martin
It'll be hard for Saxby Chambliss to lose unless he does something regrettable, like if he publicly forgets his granddaughter has hit puberty.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS13 Obama/Clinton Sarcasm
Rob Riggle proves that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton had nothing but praise for each other during the primaries.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS13 Intro - Election in Verse
Jon comes up with his own rhyme about the presidential election.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS13 Calvin Trillin
Calvin Trillin shares some of the poems from his epic "Deciding the Next Decider."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS13 Team America
Before the Obama-Clinton team gets to fixing the world, they have to address his criticism of her foreign policy experience in the primaries.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS13 Moment of Zen - Troops Make Room for Bush
Returning troops reluctantly make room for President Bush to stand between them.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS13 End Times Countdown - Bush Exit Interviews
Charlie Gibson asks George W. Bush about his presidential "uh-oh moments."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS13 Planned Parenthood Gift Cards
Jon already has his Christmas shopping done thanks to Planned Parenthood gift certificates.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS13 Arianna Huffington
Arianna Huffington describes blogging as a first draft of history.
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