The Colbert Report
John McCain's Victorious Defeat
Season 6 • 08/25/2010
John McCain taps into the anti-McCain sentiment and wins the Arizona Senate primary.
Jeffrey GoldbergThe Colbert ReportS6
Jeffrey Goldberg says bad things could come from a decision, either by Israel or the US, to bomb Iran.
The Word - Control-Self-DeleteThe Colbert ReportS6
Surgically altering your appearance and getting rid of old friends will make you the ideal job candidate.
Sign Off - Sanitized GoodnightThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen says goodnight while cleansing his hands.
Terror Bunker 5200The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen realizes he's a terrorist after learning that Prince Alwaleed bin Talal's son bought his portrait.
Intro - 8/24/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen examines Internet privacy, covers Iran's new weapon and talks to Jeffrey Goldberg about his Middle East predictions.
Mahmoody BluesThe Colbert ReportS6
Iran reveals its diorama technology by unveiling an "ambassador of death" with cardboard clouds, painted backdrops and fake snow.
Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - King Tut's Penis Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS6
Scotland is the perfect place for King Tut's half-sister to hide his shriveled penis -- it's so cold there, it would blend right in.
Heidi CullenThe Colbert ReportS6
Heidi Cullen attributes the current extreme floods, droughts and heat to global warming.
Stephen Colbert University - Andrew HackerThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen proudly introduces his for-profit college, and Andrew Hacker says online universities are rip-offs.
John McCain's Victorious DefeatThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen offers Senator McCain his heartiest congratulations and condolences on his victorious defeat in the Arizona Senate primary.
You Mosque Be KiddingThe Colbert ReportS6
A man sullies Muslim bashing for the rest of America's law-abiding bigots when he slashes an Islamic taxi driver.
Richard EngelThe Colbert ReportS6
Richard Engel explains how he got to be the journalist who told the world that Operation Iraqi Freedom was over.
Fox News Job OpeningThe Colbert ReportS6
Major Garrett is leaving Fox News because he wants to talk less and think more.
Intro - 8/26/10The Colbert ReportS6
Glenn Beck re-founds America, anti-Muslim sentiment continues to grow, and Richard Engel returns from Iraq.
Glenn-LividThe Colbert ReportS6
Besides the date, the location, the march and the threat of assassination, Glenn Beck's rally has nothing to do with Martin Luther King Jr.
Sign Off - Speaking FeeThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen will be off next week, unless you've got a million dollars for his speaking fee.
Anthony RomeroThe Colbert ReportS6
Anthony Romero explains why America needs the ACLU to support the Constitution, now that it has Tea Partiers.
Geese WitherspoonThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen consults his prophetic goose, Geese Witherspoon, to find out if he should hold his own rally.
Better Know a District - Delaware's At-Large - Mike Castle UpdateThe Colbert ReportS6
Mike Castle refuses to make cockfighting the official sport of Delaware and believes the violently insane should not have guns.
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