Niles Calls a Portrait Studio
Season 2 E 5 • 04/01/2003
Niles explains his artistic vision to a photographer who refuses to do nudes.
Crank YankersS2 E2Barnyard Noises
A man who is dissatisfied with his wife's refusal to make animal sounds during sex calls a phone sex operator.
Crank YankersS2 E2Karate for Spoonie
Spoonie Luv calls a karate school to try and find out the best way to defend himself in prison.
Crank YankersS2 E3Kevin Needs Help with His Homework
The local library gives Little Kevin the definitions of some very important words.
Crank YankersS2 E3Ken Calls a Phone Sex Line
Ken calls a phone sex hotline for the first time but has trouble communicating what he wants.
Crank YankersS2 E3Special Ed Wants to See a Movie
Special Ed calls a local movie theater to see how much it would cost to host his birthday party there.
Crank YankersS2 E4George Calls a Nutrition Center with Some Concerns
A nutrition store employee listens to George explain an allergic reaction he's having that's wreaked havoc on his testicles.
Crank YankersS2 E4Cammie Wants a Delivery
Cammie retaliates against her adulterous boyfriend by ordering a pizza with a side of revenge sex.
Crank YankersS2 E4Terrence Plans an Outing
A paintball game befitting the Olsen twins' status may be harder to organize than Terrence originally thought.
Crank YankersS2 E5Car Accident
A man becomes enraged after receiving a mysterious phone call from a stranger accusing his son of being a teenage maniac.
Crank YankersS2 E5Chip's House
While on the phone with a building supply store employee, Chip warns her not to be mean or racist.
Crank YankersS2 E5Niles Calls a Portrait Studio
Niles seeks the perfect photographer to take his portrait, but he has some very specific ideas.
Crank YankersS2 E6Michelle Gets a Shocking Phone Call
While preparing for a children's birthday party, Michelle receives a call from a pair of raucous radio personalities.
Crank YankersS2 E6Foreign Guy Wants to Buy a Used Car
A car dealer gets into a scrap with a man who has an at-will accent and insists on a kiss.
Crank YankersS2 E6Gladys Gets Glued to a Toilet
Gladys implores a hardware store employee to come to her house and help her get unglued from the toilet seat.
Crank YankersS2 E7Birchum Wants Swimming Lessons for His Kids
Birchum is determined to beat the system and get swimming lessons for his conjoined twins.
Crank YankersS2 E7Katie Calls a Pet Store
After her brother's snake eats her hamster, Katie dials a pet store to tearfully complain.
Crank YankersS2 E7Spoonie Needs Help
Spoonie Luv calls a grocery store after a night of passion with his wife and a bottle of barbeque sauce.
Crank YankersS2 E8Terrence Books a Massage
As the personal assistant to Mr. T, Terrence lays out the conditions "T" requires when receiving a massage.
Crank YankersS2 E8Chip Is Still Building a House
A hardware store employee tries to give Chip advice on how to put Christmas lights inside his bathtub.
Crank YankersS2 E8Bobby Calls a Country Store
A grape soda Bobby bought from a local store is causing him to burp uncontrollably.