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Niles Calls a Portrait Studio
Season 2 E 5 • 04/01/2003
Niles explains his artistic vision to a photographer who refuses to do nudes.
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03:03
Crank Yankers
S2 E2
Barnyard Noises
A man who is dissatisfied with his wife's refusal to make animal sounds during sex calls a phone sex operator.
03/11/2003
02:57
Crank Yankers
S2 E2
Karate for Spoonie
Spoonie Luv calls a karate school to try and find out the best way to defend himself in prison.
03/11/2003
03:26
Crank Yankers
S2 E3
Kevin Needs Help with His Homework
The local library gives Little Kevin the definitions of some very important words.
03/18/2003
02:17
Crank Yankers
S2 E3
Ken Calls a Phone Sex Line
Ken calls a phone sex hotline for the first time but has trouble communicating what he wants.
03/18/2003
02:51
Crank Yankers
S2 E3
Special Ed Wants to See a Movie
Special Ed calls a local movie theater to see how much it would cost to host his birthday party there.
03/18/2003
02:37
Crank Yankers
S2 E4
George Calls a Nutrition Center with Some Concerns
A nutrition store employee listens to George explain an allergic reaction he's having that's wreaked havoc on his testicles.
03/25/2003
02:57
Crank Yankers
S2 E4
Cammie Wants a Delivery
Cammie retaliates against her adulterous boyfriend by ordering a pizza with a side of revenge sex.
03/25/2003
03:20
Crank Yankers
S2 E4
Terrence Plans an Outing
A paintball game befitting the Olsen twins' status may be harder to organize than Terrence originally thought.
03/25/2003
02:54
Crank Yankers
S2 E5
Car Accident
A man becomes enraged after receiving a mysterious phone call from a stranger accusing his son of being a teenage maniac.
04/01/2003
01:56
Crank Yankers
S2 E5
Chip's House
While on the phone with a building supply store employee, Chip warns her not to be mean or racist.
04/01/2003
02:50
Crank Yankers
S2 E5
Niles Calls a Portrait Studio
Niles seeks the perfect photographer to take his portrait, but he has some very specific ideas.
04/01/2003
03:18
Crank Yankers
S2 E6
Michelle Gets a Shocking Phone Call
While preparing for a children's birthday party, Michelle receives a call from a pair of raucous radio personalities.
04/08/2003
02:34
Crank Yankers
S2 E6
Foreign Guy Wants to Buy a Used Car
A car dealer gets into a scrap with a man who has an at-will accent and insists on a kiss.
04/08/2003
02:42
Crank Yankers
S2 E6
Gladys Gets Glued to a Toilet
Gladys implores a hardware store employee to come to her house and help her get unglued from the toilet seat.
04/08/2003
02:56
Crank Yankers
S2 E7
Birchum Wants Swimming Lessons for His Kids
Birchum is determined to beat the system and get swimming lessons for his conjoined twins.
04/15/2003
01:03
Crank Yankers
S2 E7
Katie Calls a Pet Store
After her brother's snake eats her hamster, Katie dials a pet store to tearfully complain.
04/15/2003
02:26
Crank Yankers
S2 E7
Spoonie Needs Help
Spoonie Luv calls a grocery store after a night of passion with his wife and a bottle of barbeque sauce.
04/15/2003
03:42
Crank Yankers
S2 E8
Terrence Books a Massage
As the personal assistant to Mr. T, Terrence lays out the conditions "T" requires when receiving a massage.
04/22/2003
03:08
Crank Yankers
S2 E8
Chip Is Still Building a House
A hardware store employee tries to give Chip advice on how to put Christmas lights inside his bathtub.
04/22/2003
02:24
Crank Yankers
S2 E8
Bobby Calls a Country Store
A grape soda Bobby bought from a local store is causing him to burp uncontrollably.
04/22/2003
03:13
Crank Yankers
S2 E9
Elmer Wants to Book a Cruise
While calling to book a trip, Elmer describes the adventurous parties of his youth and reveals why he wants to take a gay cruise.
04/29/2003
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