The Colbert Report
Colbert Super PAC - The Ham Rove Memorial Fund
Season 9 • 12/13/2012
A memorial foundation allocates $773,704.83 to Sandy relief, troops and campaign finance reform.
The Colbert ReportS9 ThreatDown - Commie Unicorns & Foreman Barbie
North Korean unicorns attract impressionable American girls to communism while Barbie spearheads the mancession.
The Colbert ReportS9 Ex-Gay Therapy Debate
Therapy aimed at turning gay kids straight can cause depression and suicide, but outlawing it would require America to sit back and let people be gay.
The Colbert ReportS9 Fiscal Cliff Negotiations
The Fiscal Cliff is coming to town, so all pundits are contractually obligated to talk about exciting budgetary policy for the next 20 days.
The Colbert ReportS9 Ground Zero Mosque-erade
With no juicy stories to get angry about, Fox News pulls out the emergency Muslims and criticizes their lack of community programming.
The Colbert ReportS9 Success for Operation Killing "Killing Kennedy"
Stephen's book and nativity scene accessory, "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't," tops Bill O'Reilly's book on Amazon.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen's Appointment with Destiny - Jeff Bingaman
Stephen starts to rake in endorsements for Jim DeMint's Senate seat, so Stephen's future-former colleague from New Mexico helps him prep for the job.
The Colbert ReportS9 Mandy Patinkin
Emmy winner Mandy Patinkin describes his character on "Homeland" and shares a comprehensive perspective on terrorism.
The Colbert ReportS9 Simone Campbell
Sister Simone Campbell discusses her "Nuns on the Bus" tour and explains how Paul Ryan's budget battle fails Jesus and the Constitution.
The Colbert ReportS9 Uncensored - "Breaking Abbey"
First Lady Michelle Antoinette previews the next season of "Downton Abbey" while the world's commoners are left to fear what will become of the aristocrats.
The Colbert ReportS9 Hurricane Sandy Mega Concert
Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen and Eric Clapton were all just opening acts for rock legend Stephen Colbert at the 12/12/12 Hurricane Sandy benefit.
The Colbert ReportS9 Colbert Super PAC - The Ham Rove Memorial Fund
Stephen prays that Colbert Super PAC money is in a better place, and Ham's charitable fund scores a hefty donation from PO Box "Bite Me."
The Colbert ReportS9 The Platinum Debt Ceiling Solution
Minting trillion dollar platinum coins to pay off America's debt is legal in that it is not technically illegal.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 1/7/13
America dodges a financial crisis, the PC police attack Bill O'Reilly, and Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales chats about his free encyclopedia.
The Colbert ReportS9 Blood in the Water - Bill O'Reilly's Racial Insensitivity
Wikipedia's elephants page has more protection than elephants, and the liberal media twists Bill O'Reilly's compliment about Asians.
The Colbert ReportS9 Jimmy Wales
Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales explains operating costs, censorship in China and the budding Wikivoyager.
The Colbert ReportS9 Fiscal Cliff Deal & Disincentives
Republicans accept President Obama's tax hikes on the wealthy, but luckily this horrible deal contains a few loopholes.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen's Holiday Break
Stephen spends the first six days of vacation just going to the bathroom.
The Colbert ReportS9 Cheating Death - Rage & Blood Transfusions
People naturally blessed with soul-choking bitterness live longer than the terminally calm, and drinking young blood is a great alternative to exercising.
The Colbert ReportS9 Bin Laden Film Controversy
Since America is long overdue for a thorough investigation into its use of torture in movies, the Senate Intelligence Committee goes after "Zero Dark Thirty."
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