The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Back in Black - Robot Dog

Season 5 • 11/29/2000

You either buy a robot or you buy a dog, but you don't buy a robot-dog.

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This Just In - Prescription: Drugs!

Robert Downey Jr. has got a shotgun in his mouth with his finger on the trigger and he likes the taste of gun metal.
11/28/2000
05:18

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Laura San Giacomo

When you watch Elmo on TV as much as Laura San Giacomo does, you just want to give him a pinch on the cheeks.
11/28/2000
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Headlines - Still Sexy

It may be cold in Park City, Utah but the thought of Robert Redford makes Nancy Walls hot.
11/29/2000
04:48

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The Wrinkling of America - Senior Space Camp

Senior citizens are an extremely powerful group, able to determine the future of our country.
11/29/2000
00:58

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Intro - Bag Man

Jon gives investment advice.
11/29/2000
01:51

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Other News - The Book, The Chief, His Wife and its Cover

Hillary Clinton's new book is a gold edge tribute to White House history that comes wrapped in an ill-fitting turquoise pant suit.
11/29/2000
00:39

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Recap - 11/29/00

Al Gore is a sad clown, and Hillary Clinton's book is popular amongst village editors.
11/29/2000
01:36

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Headlines - Staying Visible

Al Gore attempts to stay in the public eye by doing press conferences, television interviews and cheerleading for the XFL.
11/29/2000
00:10

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Moment of Zen - Flock of School Kids

George W. Bush poses with a group of school kids.
11/29/2000
04:33

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Billy Campbell

Billy Campbell does a lot of things, most of them on the couch.
11/29/2000
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Back in Black - Robot Dog

If you buy a robot-dog you belong in a block of ice next to David Blaine, master of delusion.
11/29/2000
00:15

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Moment of Zen - David Blaine

David Blaine is disoriented after leaving block of ice.
11/30/2000
05:09

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Anthony Clark

Jon Stewart interviews Anthony Clark about his CBS TV show "Yes, Dear."
11/30/2000
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Headlines - Get Spruce!

Rockefeller Center's Christmas Tree was lit last night and Vice President Al Gore tries to explain how to accurately count votes.
11/30/2000
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Recap - 11/30/00

Jon Stewart mocks Al Gore's supermarket analogy and talks about next week's guests.
11/30/2000
03:19

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Supreme Court 2000

Steve Carell replaces the actual justices of the Supreme Court with judges from various TV shows.
11/30/2000
02:59

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Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - The Grinch Test

Frank DeCaro critiques the movie "The Grinch" and offers some insightful ways to make it better. Test
11/30/2000
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Headlines - David Blaine - Attention Scarved

Magician David Blaine is encased in a six-ton block of ice for 62 hours for an ABC special.
11/30/2000
01:48

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Health Watch - Heart Attack Prevention

Sex with someone else three times a week may prevent heart attack and stroke.
12/04/2000
04:55

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Fat Pigs

People see pigs as bacon, pork chops and ham, but most fail to see the precious soul inside.
12/04/2000
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Indecision 2000 - Spin, Lose or Draw

Trent Lott reminds Bush of his blood oath to the extreme right, signed using his jaunty quill pen.
12/04/2000
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