The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Recap - 3/10/99

Season 3 • 03/10/1999

Jon recaps the top stories.

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Recap - 3/11/99

Jon Stewart recaps the night's news and wonders why New Jersey residents hate sex.
03/09/1999
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Roll With the Punches

For some reason the American Roller Derby League will not allow Ann Calvello skate, even after her brain surgery.
03/10/1999
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A Quick Word of Advice - Chance King

Jon warns newborn Chance King that his body will stay the size of a baby's but his head will never stop growing.
03/10/1999
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This Just In - A Dimple Plan

New diet pill Cellasene promises to turn your cellulite into smooth skin.
03/10/1999
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Sammy Hagar

Without Sammy Hagar, the policemen in Cabo wouldn't have tourists to rip off.
03/10/1999
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Headlines - King Brat

Larry King and his wife Shawn Southwick announce the birth of their son, Chance Armstrong King
03/10/1999
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Other News - Indian Bummer

Crayola to rename Indian Red crayon something not offensive.
03/10/1999
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Headlines - Camel Droppings

RJR Nabisco distances itself from tobacco's negative image to highlight its snack food's more positive fat and lazy appeal.
03/10/1999
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Moment of Zen - Bud Atkinson

Former roller derby star Bud Atkinson roller skates with his walker.
03/10/1999
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Back in Black - There is No Justice

Nothing Lewis Black likes ever wins the Academy Awards or even gets nominated.
03/10/1999
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Recap - 3/10/99

Cellasene promises to get rid of cellulite.
03/10/1999
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Headlines - Desert Fox

For the first time ever an Israeli Arab woman is crowned Miss Israel.
03/11/1999
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Thersday for the Ladies - Madeleine Albright

Madeleine Albright defends American policy towards China.
03/11/1999
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Headlines - Itty Bitty Liddy Committee

Liddy Dole has established a committee to raise money for Bob Dole's presidential campaign.
03/11/1999
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Laugh For Christ Sake

Each year eager clowns go to the Clowning for Christ Symposium to learn biblical tomfoolery.
03/11/1999
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Hootie and the Blowfish

Jon is sick of watching Hootie and the Blowfish play golf on VH1.
03/11/1999
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Other News - LSDeceased

CIA's Sidney Gottlieb gave LSD to hundreds of unwitting Americans because they feared enemies could use the drug as a weapon.
03/11/1999
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This Just In - Loco-motive

Amtrak plans to build bullet trains. Now you can get derailed in half the time.
03/11/1999
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Recap - 3/11/99

Will the bullet train have as much speed as the engineers?
03/11/1999
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Headlines - Fatter Up

Hat enabler, Garth Brooks is spending spring training with the San Diego Padres.
03/11/1999
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Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Best Actor Nominees

DeCaro makes his predictions for the Academy Awards.
03/11/1999
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