The Colbert Report
DeLay and Jesus
Season 2 • 08/09/2006
The Colbert Report makes a Christ-like ad for Tom DeLay.
The Colbert ReportS2 Lieberman No-Show
Stephen is disappointed that a DVD of "Mystic River" and a bowl of Cocoa Puffs couldn't lure Joe Lieberman onto The Report.
The Colbert ReportS2 Press Room Renovations
Stephen feels the White House Press Secretary should sermonize from a podium of skulls.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Toss to Jon
Jon Stewart has a major problem with Stephen tossing it over to him.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 8/8/06
The Colbert Report is reaching America's high chairs.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Ten-Hut!
Stephen implores veterans to quit fighting against the war and instead use their moral authority to encourage fighting for the war.
The Colbert ReportS2 Alexandra Robbins
Stephen nails overachiever Alexandra Robbins for pulling up the ladder from the top of the tool shed.
The Colbert ReportS2 Lieberman Loses
Stephen figures the reason Joe Lieberman lost his Senate primary was because he refused to come on The Colbert Report.
The Colbert ReportS2 Tip/Wag - Hungarian Bridge
Stephen decries cannibalism of all sorts and urges the Nation to name a bridge in Hungary after him.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Pencils Down
Stephen is incensed that the Gay-O would have the audacity to reveal the country's security lapses to the terrorists.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 8/9/06
Stephen is psyched that Ford even sold 1.2 million vehicles to recall.
The Colbert ReportS2 DeLay and Jesus
Tom DeLay is forced to remain on the ballot, but finds the strength to do so in Jesus.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 8/10/06
Stephen wonders if Sen. Joe Lieberman can win his new party's primary, talks to with Rep. Lynn Woolsey, and asks Eli Pariser if organic bake sales can save the world.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Remedy for Insomnia
Stephen has a remedy for insomnia -- how about taking one of them pills?
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - California's 6th - Lynn Woolsey
Stephen wristwrestles Representative Lynn Woolsey, whose district is home to the World Wristwrestling Championship.
The Colbert ReportS2 Eli Pariser
Stephen asks MoveOn.org's Eli Pariser who he is, what he does and how he wants to destroy America.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Cappuccino
Eighty-six percent of Democrats may be against the war in Iraq, but America is like a cappuccino -- most of it is foam, and the real stuff is underneath.
The Colbert ReportS2 Liquids on Planes
New FAA regulations prevent air travelers from bringing liquids aboard airplanes -- and Stephen travels with a lot of liquids.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 8/14/06
Stephen gives a shout-out to his squash partners.
The Colbert ReportS2 Ramesh Ponnuru
Ramesh Ponnuru explains how activist judges and embryonic stem cell research contribute to the Democrats status as the party of death.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen's Sound Advice - Protecting Your Online Identity
Stephen gives a few tips on how to stay safe on the Internet and the best way to clean your computer.
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