The Colbert Report
Who's Honoring Me Now? - Peabody Awards & Maxim's Hot 100
Season 8 • 05/29/2012
Stephen's Peabody Award pales in comparison to the real honor of Maxim's Hot 100 feature.
Sign Off - Two Weeks Off & Dry Roasted PeanutsThe Colbert ReportS8
The Report is off for the next two weeks, and Stephen snacks on peanuts.
Francis CollinsThe Colbert ReportS8
Dr. Francis Collins talks about America's weight problem, evolution and the holistic way to confront obesity.
Barack Obama's Gay BlasphemyThe Colbert ReportS8
God ordered marriage to be between one man and that man's rib, but Barack Obama's gay marriage announcement drags evolution into the debate.
ThreatDown - Interdimensional Black People, Gay Strokes & Manipulative Sicko MonkeysThe Colbert ReportS8
Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison.
Mother's Day Shout OutThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen gives a shout out to America's moms -- especially his.
Intro - 5/10/12The Colbert ReportS8
Innovations change crime fighting, Wisconsin braves government turmoil, and Dr. Francis Collins explores HBO's obesity documentary.
Donald Trump's Creative Truth & Mitt Romney's Poll NumbersThe Colbert ReportS8
Donald Trump reveals Barack Obama's birthplace, and Mitt Romney must win over America's Sasquatch hunters and alien abductees.
Intro - 5/29/12The Colbert ReportS8
Donald Trump makes a contentious claim, Egypt kicks off its presidential elections, and Charlize Theron discusses her film "Snow White and the Huntsman."
Charlize TheronThe Colbert ReportS8
Actress Charlize Theron discusses fairy tales, beauty, and Stephen's prizewinning switch from handsome man to hot woman.
Who's Honoring Me Now? - Peabody Awards & Maxim's Hot 100The Colbert ReportS8
The Peabody Awards are two-thirds of the way to fully recognizing Stephen's greatness, and Maxim names Stephen one of the hottest women in the world.
Intro - 5/30/12The Colbert ReportS8
The U.N. makes a shocking announcement, Alan Alda gives scientists an easy task, and Facebook stock continues to fall.
Mexico's Drug & Potato Chip WarsThe Colbert ReportS8
Mexico's Knights Templar cartel sets fire to PepsiCo warehouses, making enemies of the most powerful American names in chip trafficking.
Alan AldaThe Colbert ReportS8
Actor Alan Alda discusses good business models, the World Science Festival and his international Flame Challenge.
Sign Off - Stephen's MatchboxThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen strikes a match and inspects the flame.
Buy Best-Selling "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)"The Colbert ReportS8
Stephen's clearly nonfiction book about a talking, soul-searching pole hits two best-selling lists, while Bill O'Reilly's book lags behind.
Barack Obama's Righteous Drone StrikesThe Colbert ReportS8
The government takes out Al Qaeda's "number two," and Barack Obama finds an alternative to shutting down Guantanamo Bay.
The Word - Two Birds With One DroneThe Colbert ReportS8
The Obama administration reasons that anyone in a strike zone is likely Al Qaeda, so no one has to feel guilty about civilian casualties.
Jack HittThe Colbert ReportS8
Author Jack Hitt explores America's self-made history, job creators and the cyclical nature of amateurism.
Michael Bloomberg's Super-Sized Soda SchemeThe Colbert ReportS8
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg plans to ban super-sized sodas, even though America hasn't achieved type-3 diabetes yet.
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