The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 8 • 03/01/2004
Billy Crystal makes rhyming music tributes look easy.
They So Horny?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The only acting roles George Takei can get are in non-porns. Originally aired November 2003.
The RingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The 2004 race to the White House might be decided by whether two middle aged women can open a joint checking account.
Squirrelly SituationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The anchors on MSNBC are masters of the segue.
FinalesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
If you feel the loss of "Sex and the City" will leave a void in your life, consider the possibility your life was all void to begin with.
Edie FalcoThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Edie Falco went to college to get rid of her accent, then got hired on a show to bring it back.
The WalThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Wal-Mart "private fleet" is the line of vehicles that takes what's special about your town and drives it out into the desert to be destroyed.
Vulgar NounThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Everyone on the Daily Show is so used to hearing Jon Stewart use vulgar nouns on the show, they forgot to stop him.
The Passion of the CrystalThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Surprisingly Nazi documentarian Leni Riefenstahl receives little applause during the in memoriam portion of the Oscars.
Rub the Wrong WayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Local Alabama ad causes Ed Helms to rub himself the wrong way.
Moment of Zen - Allies for PeaceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia shakes hands with U.S. presidents in a commercial meant to help his country's image.
Oscars 2004The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
No Stephen Colbert Oscar analysis would be complete without giving this year's nominees the Stephen Colbert treatment by way of a dazzling video montage, and... magic!
Mark EbnerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Mark Ebner's book could easily have become a compendium of flame outs and meltdowns.
Moment of Zen - Dennis KucinichThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Dennis Kucinich is videotaped voting.
Haitian BuildingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Haiti's President Jean- Bertrand Aristide left the country to avoid bloodshed, most notably his blood being shed.
Fence or Wall?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The real loser of the debate was the media, which used its time to grill the candidates over labels that matter only to them.
Kerry HeadquartersThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Rob Corddry describes the celebratory mood at John Kerry's headquarters after his Democratic nomination.
Phone CallThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President Bush calls John Kerry to compliment him on his important victory.
Rudolph Giuliani Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Rudolph Giuliani talks about gay marriage and white-collar scandals.
Two AmericasThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Samantha Bee explains how John Edwards managed to lose a primary in an America of his own invention.
Moment of Zen - Kerry WinsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A picture of the Democratic candidates slowly fades until John Kerry is the only one left.
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