The Colbert Report
Intro - 6/11/13
Season 9 • 06/11/2013
The NSA uses a surveillance program called PRISM, and Daniel Bergner discusses women's sex drive.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Imploding Muslim Country of the Week - Turkey - Omer Taspinar
Professor Omer Taspinar predicts further polarization between Turkey's conservative religious masses and its liberal upper class.
The Colbert ReportS9 Edward Snowden's NSA Leaks
The NSA says it cannot intentionally target U.S. citizens -- just like how a handheld massager is for neck cramps and cannot be used to intentionally target anywhere else.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - The Imploding Muslim Country of the Week Booth
Stephen signs off in the Sabra hummus booth.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Imploding Muslim Country of the Week - Turkey
Stephen practices a time-honored editorial process, and Turkish protestors target Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan.
The Colbert ReportS9 Cold War Update - Nuclear Launch Careers
Instead of feeling honored by their monumental duty, nuclear launch crews complain about being stuck in dead-end careers.
The Colbert ReportS9 Chewbacca's TSA Encounter
The TSA finally joins the Empire in their fight against the Rebel Alliance by detaining Star Wars actor Peter Mayhew.
The Colbert ReportS9 Daniel Bergner
"What Do Women Want?" author Daniel Bergner explains that women may be just as promiscuous as men.
The Colbert ReportS9 PRISM Surveillance Program - Jeffrey Rosen
The National Constitution Center's Jeffrey Rosen stands by the Fourth Amendment, which says the government cannot perform general data searches on an ongoing basis.
The Colbert ReportS9 PRISM Surveillance Program
Conservatives applaud Obama for imitating George W. Bush, and The Guardian wants a Pulitzer for printing Edward Snowden's NSA revelations.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 6/11/13
The NSA spies on Americans, the TSA cracks down during travel season, and Daniel Bergner claims women's sexual desire matches men's.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen Colbert's Tribute to Having Paul McCartney on His Show
The most successful songwriter of all time, Sir Paul McCartney, agrees to do an hour-long show with six performances.
The Colbert ReportS9 NSA Scandal Developments
Edward Snowden gets fired, the government picks through yottabytes of data, and PRISM officials calculate a target's "foreignness."
The Colbert ReportS9 Paul McCartney
Paul McCartney discusses the reissue of "Wings Over America," recalls recording "Band on the Run" in Nigeria and debates the pronunciation of "schedule."
The Colbert ReportS9 NYC Bike Share
The Wall Street Journal's Dorothy Rabinowitz speaks out against Michael Bloomberg's pedal-powered plague.
The Colbert ReportS9 Remembering Lorna Colbert
Stephen tells the Colbert Nation a little bit about his mother, Lorna Colbert, who died at age 92.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Postal Service
Jimmy Tamborello, Ben Gibbard and Jenny Lewis celebrate the 10th anniversary of their album, "Give Up."
The Colbert ReportS9 Tip/Wag - Wall Street & North Carolina
Wall Street invests in house flipping to create America's second massive housing bubble, and North Carolina goes after public road freeloaders.
The Colbert ReportS9 Cap'n Crunch Scandal
If Cap'n Horatio Magellan Crunch is lying about his U.S. naval rank, what else is he lying about?
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Stage Fall
Stephen fake faints like his late mother taught him.
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