The Colbert Report
Better Know a District - Illinois' 5th
Season 6 • 02/10/2010
Illinois's 5th district is the home of Wrigleyville, Boystown and Twinkies.
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George Stephanopoulos discusses his work on "The Week" and "GMA" over a Heineken.
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The best way to rejoice in the achievements of our black countrymen is with a Heineken.
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Chris Dodd proposes a constitutional amendment to prevent elections from becoming the Super Bowl of advertising.
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Markus Bestin follows in the footsteps of Rosa Parks and Gandhi by fighting for civil man-whore rights.
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Stephen profiles Chicago's 5th district, and Claire Danes plays an autistic woman who designs slaughterhouses.
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Based on the latest data from the Dopplest 9000 radar, Stephen can only assume that the sun has been destroyed.
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Mike Quigley does a quick improv scene with Stephen and refuses to embarrass his district by singing.
Claire DanesThe Colbert ReportS6
Claire Danes describes her role as an autistic woman who designed a system where cows can walk easily to their death.
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Shouting verbal abuses at the Wieners Circle is a lot of fun, but families might want to steer clear of the kids' menu.
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David Ross thinks good Olympic art should contain a heroic individual. With that in mind, Stephen presents his Vancouver poster.
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Stephen is off to Vancouver for the Winter Olympics with his poster.
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Republicans were doing such a good job of getting nothing done before Obama invited them to a televised health care summit.
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Al Michaels will call it a miracle if Shani Davis mouths, "Thank you, Stephen," from the Olympic medal podium.
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We thought Iran was only enriching uranium, but according to The Wall Street Journal, they've begun enriching uranian.
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Notorious Canadian paparazzi often ambush stars after first politely asking permission.
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Stephen is in Vancouver for the 2010 Olympic Games. They only have two weeks, how are they going to fit in 2,010 games?
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Ed Colbert informs Stephen he can't say "Olympics" or "Vancouver," or show geometric shapes of any size or color.
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Whether you are Canadian, European or Asian, one thing unites you -- you're not American.
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