The Colbert Report
Better Know a District - Illinois' 5th
Season 6 E 23 • 02/10/2010

Shouting verbal abuses at the Wieners Circle is a lot of fun, but families might want to steer clear of the kids' menu.

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00:12

The Colbert ReportS6 E22
Sign Off - It's Lonely at the Top

Stephen's lonely at the top, and he can't imagine what it's like where you are.
02/09/2010
05:18

The Colbert ReportS6 E22
George Stephanopoulos

George Stephanopoulos discusses his work on "The Week" and "GMA" over a Heineken.
02/09/2010
02:44

The Colbert ReportS6 E22
Celebrate Black History Month With Heineken

The best way to rejoice in the achievements of our black countrymen is with a Heineken.
02/09/2010
06:52

The Colbert ReportS6 E22
Corporate Free Speech - Chris Dodd

Chris Dodd proposes a constitutional amendment to prevent elections from becoming the Super Bowl of advertising.
02/09/2010
03:32

The Colbert ReportS6 E22
Alpha Dog of the Week - Markus Bestin

Markus Bestin follows in the footsteps of Rosa Parks and Gandhi by fighting for civil man-whore rights.
02/09/2010
00:40

The Colbert ReportS6 E23
Intro - 2/10/10

Stephen profiles Chicago's 5th district, and Claire Danes plays an autistic woman who designs slaughterhouses.
02/10/2010
00:05

The Colbert ReportS6 E23
Sign Off - Goodnight

Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight!
02/10/2010
04:09

The Colbert ReportS6 E23
We're Off to See the Blizzard

Based on the latest data from the Dopplest 9000 radar, Stephen can only assume that the sun has been destroyed.
02/10/2010
05:34

The Colbert ReportS6 E23
Better Know a District - Illinois' 5th - Mike Quigley

Mike Quigley does a quick improv scene with Stephen and refuses to embarrass his district by singing.
02/10/2010
05:51

The Colbert ReportS6 E23
Claire Danes

Claire Danes describes her role as an autistic woman who designed a system where cows can walk easily to their death.
02/10/2010
02:52

The Colbert ReportS6 E23
Better Know a District - Illinois' 5th

Shouting verbal abuses at the Wieners Circle is a lot of fun, but families might want to steer clear of the kids' menu.
02/10/2010
05:40

The Colbert ReportS6 E24
David Ross

David Ross thinks good Olympic art should contain a heroic individual. With that in mind, Stephen presents his Vancouver poster.
02/11/2010
00:06

The Colbert ReportS6 E24
Sign Off - See You in Vancouver

Stephen is off to Vancouver for the Winter Olympics with his poster.
02/11/2010
04:52

The Colbert ReportS6 E24
The Word - Political Suicide

Republicans were doing such a good job of getting nothing done before Obama invited them to a televised health care summit.
02/11/2010
06:51

The Colbert ReportS6 E24
Sport Report - Global Snow Drive - Al Michaels

Al Michaels will call it a miracle if Shani Davis mouths, "Thank you, Stephen," from the Olympic medal podium.
02/11/2010
01:44

The Colbert ReportS6 E24
Iran Begins Enriching Uranian

We thought Iran was only enriching uranium, but according to The Wall Street Journal, they've begun enriching uranian.
02/11/2010
04:00

The Colbert ReportS6 E25
Better Know a Riding - Vancouver's South

Notorious Canadian paparazzi often ambush stars after first politely asking permission.
02/22/2010
00:33

The Colbert ReportS6 E25
Intro - 2/22/10

Stephen is in Vancouver for the 2010 Olympic Games. They only have two weeks, how are they going to fit in 2,010 games?
02/22/2010
02:37

The Colbert ReportS6 E25
Vancouverage 2010 - Ed Colbert

Ed Colbert informs Stephen he can't say "Olympics" or "Vancouver," or show geometric shapes of any size or color.
02/22/2010
00:50

The Colbert ReportS6 E25
Exclusive - Skate Expectations - Speedskating Team Training Pt. 3

Stephen learns the sad truth of what happens to speedskaters after their careers are over.
02/22/2010
00:30

The Colbert ReportS6 E25
Exclusive - Skate Expectations - Speedskating Team Training Pt. 1

Speedskating is the fastest sport in which a human is self-propelled over a leveled surface.
02/22/2010
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