The Colbert Report
ThreatDown - Quetzalcoatl, Santa Claus & Canadian Groin Kickers
Season 5 • 11/18/2009
Sitting on Santa's lap could make you sick, and a Canadian woman goes after Stephen's balls.
The Colbert ReportS5 Exclusive - Better Know a District - California's 12th - Jackie Speier Pt. 2
Stephen asks Congresswoman Jackie Speier about the large number of Tongans residing in her district.
The Colbert ReportS5 Better Know a District - California's 12th - Jackie Speier
Representative Jackie Speier defends gay rights and shoots a viral skateboarding video for YouTube with Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 11/17/09
Congress cracks down on child labor, Stephen profiles California's 12th district, and Malcolm Gladwell talks about his new book.
The Colbert ReportS5 Malcolm Gladwell
Malcolm Gladwell tries to get people to see connections between their own worlds and worlds outside of theirs.
The Colbert ReportS5 Exclusive - Better Know a District - California's 12th - Jackie Speier Pt. 1
Stephen questions Congresswoman Jackie Speier about health care reform and her meeting with the Dalai Lama.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Grand Old Pity Party
Fact checking and opposition research are the same thing to Sarah Palin because she knows the facts are out to get her.
The Colbert ReportS5 Eggo Waffles Shortage Alert
Stephen puts America on Waff-Con Four and calls on President Obama to open the strategic waffle reserves.
The Colbert ReportS5 Norah Jones
Norah Jones doesn't like her fans enough to get caught snorting coke in her underwear.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 11/18/09
Sarah Palin has a 400-page book, "2012" takes the world by storm, and Norah Jones talks about her famous father, Indiana.
The Colbert ReportS5 ThreatDown - Quetzalcoatl, Santa Claus & Canadian Groin Kickers
Stephen refuses to apologize to Quetzalcoatl, Santa Claus could make you sick, and a Canadian woman kicks strangers in the balls.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Thanks, Elvis Costello
Elvis Costello will come back and do a song with Stephen when he gets his voice back.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tip/Wag - U.S. Speedskating Team, NY Lottery & William Phillips
The U.S. Speedskating team wins at the World Cup, the New York Lottery goes upscale, and a fifth grader refuses to recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen Shakes His Moneymaker
Stephen liquidates his investments and injects them into his ass after the Senate introduces a tax on plastic surgery.
The Colbert ReportS5 Celebrating the AK-47 - John Pike
John Pike talks about the popularity of the AK-47 as the Russian designer celebrates his 90th birthday.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 11/30/09
Copenhagen hosts an environmental summit, Stephen talks to an advocate for nuclear disarmament, and Cevin Soling says schools have turned into prisons.
The Colbert ReportS5 Amateur Hour at the White House
Joe Biden crashes President Obama's state dinner to get on "The Real Housewives of Delaware."
The Colbert ReportS5 Cevin Soling
Cevin Soling says public schools have been transformed into prisons because of an overdependence on security.
The Colbert ReportS5 Something Is Melting in Denmark - Dan Esty
Dan Esty believes President Obama will bring a change in spirit to the United Nations Climate Change Conference.
The Colbert ReportS5 Better Know a Lobby - Ploughshares Fund
Joseph Cirincione plays "Sanction, Bomb, Marry?" with Iran, Pakistan and North Korea.
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