The Colbert Report
Tip/Wag - Deep Purple
Season 3 • 06/06/2007
Stephen makes up for missing a record-breaking Deep Purple guitar jam.
The Colbert ReportS3 When Animals Attack Our Morals - Flamingos
A pair of gay flamingos has raised fifteen flamingo chicks, all from eggs poached from other traditional flamingo nests.
The Colbert ReportS3 Yahoo Korea - Rain
Koreans have been trying to keep the white man down, ever since we invaded their country.
The Colbert ReportS3 You've Been Scootered!
Stephen advises Scooter Libby to start a gang in prison with Duke Cunningham.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Mission Control
NASA's Michael Griffin made their mission statement better by deleting any mention of planet protection.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/5/07
Tonight, Stephen reports on Scooter Libby's prison sentence, discusses the new iPhone and interviews author Jessica Valenti.
The Colbert ReportS3 Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Octopi
One day octopi are twisting open bottles, the next they're twisting open submarine hatch doors.
The Colbert ReportS3 Carl Bernstein
Carl Bernstein's new book "A Woman in Charge" is about Hillary Clinton. Stephen hopes it has a happy ending.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/6/07
Tonight, Stephen reports on Democrat candidates talking about God, discusses global warming and talks to author Carl Bernstein about his new biography.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sinner Edwards
Asking Democrats about their religion is like asking Mel Gibson how he enjoyed his Passover.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Airogance
Who's to say that we presently have the best climate when there are so many other climates we haven't tried yet?
The Colbert ReportS3 Tip/Wag - Deep Purple
Stephen tips his hat to bookseller Tom Wayne and Genosis, and wags his finger at Fox News and guitar players.
The Colbert ReportS3 Pope Jump
Whenever anything happens to the pope, people ask Stephen to interpret it -- he's kinda like the pope's pope.
The Colbert ReportS3 Cullen Murphy
Cullen Murphy, author of "Are We Rome?," wonders if America is like the Roman Empire.
The Colbert ReportS3 Better Know a District - Washington's 9th - Adam Smith
After 10 years at his job, there is still a lot that Representative Adam Smith doesn't know about his district or himself.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Vomitorium
The show is over, and Stephen is heading to the vomitorium.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Rodham
Ms. Rodham Clinton Rodham Hamrod Rodham is going to skate to victory unless the news media gives equal time to men.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/7/07
Tonight, Stephen reports on Hillary Clinton's new name, talks with Washington's 9th Representative, Adam Smith, and interviews author Cullen Murphy.
The Colbert ReportS3 Michael Gershon
Dr. Michael Gershon's book has the subtitle, "Your gut has a mind of its own." Stephen couldn't agree more.
The Colbert ReportS3 Albania Greets President Bush
On a recent visit to Albania, throngs of people took to the streets to greet and cheer for President George W. Bush -- and Stephen knows exactly why.
The Colbert ReportS3 Revenge on Knox College
His attempt to burn his honorary degree from Knox College having failed, Stephen wishes there were some other way to show his disapproval.