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Tip/Wag - Deep Purple

Season 3 • 06/06/2007

Stephen makes up for missing a record-breaking Deep Purple guitar jam.

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Yahoo Korea - Rain
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Koreans have been trying to keep the white man down, ever since we invaded their country.
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You've Been Scootered!
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Stephen advises Scooter Libby to start a gang in prison with Duke Cunningham.
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The Word - Mission Control
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NASA's Michael Griffin made their mission statement better by deleting any mention of planet protection.
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Intro - 6/5/07
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Tonight, Stephen reports on Scooter Libby's prison sentence, discusses the new iPhone and interviews author Jessica Valenti.
06/05/2007
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Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Octopi
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One day octopi are twisting open bottles, the next they're twisting open submarine hatch doors.
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Carl Bernstein
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Carl Bernstein's new book "A Woman in Charge" is about Hillary Clinton. Stephen hopes it has a happy ending.
06/06/2007
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Intro - 6/6/07
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Tonight, Stephen reports on Democrat candidates talking about God, discusses global warming and talks to author Carl Bernstein about his new biography.
06/06/2007
03:40

Sinner Edwards
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Asking Democrats about their religion is like asking Mel Gibson how he enjoyed his Passover.
06/06/2007
03:50

The Word - Airogance
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Who's to say that we presently have the best climate when there are so many other climates we haven't tried yet?
06/06/2007
04:39

Tip/Wag - Deep Purple
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Stephen tips his hat to bookseller Tom Wayne and Genosis, and wags his finger at Fox News and guitar players.
06/06/2007
02:04

Pope Jump
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Whenever anything happens to the pope, people ask Stephen to interpret it -- he's kinda like the pope's pope.
06/07/2007
06:00

Cullen Murphy
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Cullen Murphy, author of "Are We Rome?," wonders if America is like the Roman Empire.
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07:25

Better Know a District - Washington's 9th - Adam Smith
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After 10 years at his job, there is still a lot that Representative Adam Smith doesn't know about his district or himself.
06/07/2007
00:08

Sign Off - Vomitorium
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The show is over, and Stephen is heading to the vomitorium.
06/07/2007
03:52

The Word - Rodham
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Ms. Rodham Clinton Rodham Hamrod Rodham is going to skate to victory unless the news media gives equal time to men.
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00:32

Intro - 6/7/07
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Tonight, Stephen reports on Hillary Clinton's new name, talks with Washington's 9th Representative, Adam Smith, and interviews author Cullen Murphy.
06/07/2007
06:21

Michael Gershon
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Dr. Michael Gershon's book has the subtitle, "Your gut has a mind of its own." Stephen couldn't agree more.
06/11/2007
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Albania Greets President Bush
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On a recent visit to Albania, throngs of people took to the streets to greet and cheer for President George W. Bush -- and Stephen knows exactly why.
06/11/2007
01:31

Revenge on Knox College
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His attempt to burn his honorary degree from Knox College having failed, Stephen wishes there were some other way to show his disapproval.
06/11/2007
06:08

Commencement Speeches
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Stephen spoke at Knox College commencement last year and was given an honorary doctorate. He swore that if Bill Clinton spoke there this year, he'd burn the degree on the air.
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