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Tip/Wag - Deep Purple
Season 3 • 06/06/2007
Stephen makes up for missing a record-breaking Deep Purple guitar jam.
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02:09
The Colbert Report
S3
When Animals Attack Our Morals - Flamingos
A pair of gay flamingos has raised fifteen flamingo chicks, all from eggs poached from other traditional flamingo nests.
06/05/2007
02:07
The Colbert Report
S3
Yahoo Korea - Rain
Koreans have been trying to keep the white man down, ever since we invaded their country.
06/05/2007
01:59
The Colbert Report
S3
You've Been Scootered!
Stephen advises Scooter Libby to start a gang in prison with Duke Cunningham.
06/05/2007
04:19
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Mission Control
NASA's Michael Griffin made their mission statement better by deleting any mention of planet protection.
06/05/2007
00:35
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 6/5/07
Tonight, Stephen reports on Scooter Libby's prison sentence, discusses the new iPhone and interviews author Jessica Valenti.
06/05/2007
01:48
The Colbert Report
S3
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Octopi
One day octopi are twisting open bottles, the next they're twisting open submarine hatch doors.
06/06/2007
04:55
The Colbert Report
S3
Carl Bernstein
Carl Bernstein's new book "A Woman in Charge" is about Hillary Clinton. Stephen hopes it has a happy ending.
06/06/2007
00:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 6/6/07
Tonight, Stephen reports on Democrat candidates talking about God, discusses global warming and talks to author Carl Bernstein about his new biography.
06/06/2007
03:40
The Colbert Report
S3
Sinner Edwards
Asking Democrats about their religion is like asking Mel Gibson how he enjoyed his Passover.
06/06/2007
03:50
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Airogance
Who's to say that we presently have the best climate when there are so many other climates we haven't tried yet?
06/06/2007
04:39
The Colbert Report
S3
Tip/Wag - Deep Purple
Stephen tips his hat to bookseller Tom Wayne and Genosis, and wags his finger at Fox News and guitar players.
06/06/2007
02:04
The Colbert Report
S3
Pope Jump
Whenever anything happens to the pope, people ask Stephen to interpret it -- he's kinda like the pope's pope.
06/07/2007
06:00
The Colbert Report
S3
Cullen Murphy
Cullen Murphy, author of "Are We Rome?," wonders if America is like the Roman Empire.
06/07/2007
07:25
The Colbert Report
S3
Better Know a District - Washington's 9th - Adam Smith
After 10 years at his job, there is still a lot that Representative Adam Smith doesn't know about his district or himself.
06/07/2007
00:08
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Vomitorium
The show is over, and Stephen is heading to the vomitorium.
06/07/2007
03:52
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Rodham
Ms. Rodham Clinton Rodham Hamrod Rodham is going to skate to victory unless the news media gives equal time to men.
06/07/2007
00:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 6/7/07
Tonight, Stephen reports on Hillary Clinton's new name, talks with Washington's 9th Representative, Adam Smith, and interviews author Cullen Murphy.
06/07/2007
06:21
The Colbert Report
S3
Michael Gershon
Dr. Michael Gershon's book has the subtitle, "Your gut has a mind of its own." Stephen couldn't agree more.
06/11/2007
02:55
The Colbert Report
S3
Albania Greets President Bush
On a recent visit to Albania, throngs of people took to the streets to greet and cheer for President George W. Bush -- and Stephen knows exactly why.
06/11/2007
01:31
The Colbert Report
S3
Revenge on Knox College
His attempt to burn his honorary degree from Knox College having failed, Stephen wishes there were some other way to show his disapproval.
06/11/2007
06:08
The Colbert Report
S3
Commencement Speeches
Stephen spoke at Knox College commencement last year and was given an honorary doctorate. He swore that if Bill Clinton spoke there this year, he'd burn the degree on the air.
06/11/2007
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