The Colbert Report
Women's Health-Nazi Plan
Season 7 E 101 • 08/03/2011
Free birth control will wipe out the American race and instantly turn daughters into wanton harlots with insatiable sexual appetites.

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03:18
The Colbert ReportS7 E100
America's Credit Grating
America should handle credit ratings agencies the way it does all terrorists: by marching the marines into their offices and whisking them off to Gitmo.
08/02/2011
03:47
The Colbert ReportS7 E100
Newt Gingrich's Twitter Scandal
Allegations arise that 80% of Newt Gingrich's Twitter followers aren't real, but making up people may be the key to keeping his campaign alive.
08/02/2011
05:41
The Colbert ReportS7 E100
Al Hunt
Bloomberg News' Al Hunt believes Barack Obama lost the debt ceiling negotiation, but he doesn't think the Republicans won.
08/02/2011
00:07
The Colbert ReportS7 E100
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen shoots WristStrong bands into the audience and says goodnight.
08/02/2011
03:04
The Colbert ReportS7 E100
Baby Teeth Economy
In order to get the soft tooth market back up, kids must reduce baby teeth inventory and stop losing teeth.
08/02/2011
00:07
The Colbert ReportS7 E101
Sign Off - Official Flag Updater
Stephen considers the legitimacy of the states in his American flag sampler.
08/03/2011
07:30
The Colbert ReportS7 E101
ThreatDown - Fake States, Sharia Weather & Monopoly
The state of North Dakota may not exist, subversive weather blows into Arizona, and the classic American game of anti-trust law violation gets a makeover.
08/03/2011
00:37
The Colbert ReportS7 E101
Intro - 8/3/11
An old kids' game gets updated, the government gives women new health guidelines, and Robert Wittman investigates art crime.
08/03/2011
05:09
The Colbert ReportS7 E101
Robert Wittman
Art crime investigator Robert Wittman recovers stolen paintings around the world and explains the challenges of museum security.
08/03/2011
02:32
The Colbert ReportS7 E101
Multiracial Spider-Man
A half-black, half-Hispanic Spider-Man replaces a dead Peter Parker, setting a terrible precedent for superhero diversity.
08/03/2011
04:42
The Colbert ReportS7 E101
Women's Health-Nazi Plan
Free birth control will wipe out the American race and instantly turn daughters into wanton harlots with insatiable sexual appetites.
08/03/2011
00:34
The Colbert ReportS7 E102
Intro - 8/4/11
Somebody snuck a vegetable into Wisconsin, baseball's cherished records face a threat, and Anthony Bourdain travels the world in search of great food.
08/04/2011
02:52
The Colbert ReportS7 E102
Wisconsin's Recall Election & Americans for Prosperity's Absentee Ballot Typos
The Koch brothers-funded Americans for Prosperity PAC sends absentee ballot applications with minor inaccuracies to Wisconsin's Democratic districts.
08/04/2011
04:47
The Colbert ReportS7 E102
Anthony Bourdain
Chef Anthony Bourdain worries about the ballooning of Americans and occasionally eats endangered birds with a hood over his head.
08/04/2011
00:06
The Colbert ReportS7 E102
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen signs off by saying goodnight.
08/04/2011
03:33
The Colbert ReportS7 E102
Barack Obama's 50th Birthday
Barack Obama throws himself a lavish birthday party instead of working on the economy, so the recession will last four hours longer.
08/04/2011
04:36
The Colbert ReportS7 E102
Sport Report - Baseball's Lowest Records & MLB's Twitter Feed
Two of the grid diamond's lowest records might fall, and MLB gets in on gambling, giving Stephen control of their Twitter feed.
08/04/2011
04:21
The Colbert ReportS7 E102
Colbert Super PAC - The Heroes Respond
Stephen calls on the Colbert Nation to send in more suggestions for the direction of his Super PAC, in addition to more money.
08/04/2011
06:00
The Colbert ReportS7 E103
Colbert Super PAC - Rick Perry for President
Stephen already licked the Rick Perry for President donut, so all the other Super PAC bitches better back off.
08/08/2011
06:54
The Colbert ReportS7 E103
Nassir Ghaemi
Psychiatrist Nassir Ghaemi believes that mental illness can foster great leadership, but the Republican presidential candidates are too "normal."
08/08/2011
03:35
The Colbert ReportS7 E103
America's Credit Downgrade
The credit downgrade reduces Americans to waffle-eating Kiwis who put mayonnaise on their French fries and have a serious Hobbit infestation.
08/08/2011
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