The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Intro - First Vegas Wedding

Season 8 • 01/06/2004

Getting married was the least crazy thing Britney Spears could've done in Vegas.

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05:28

Natalie Portman
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Natalie Portman is interviewed about her new film "Cold Mountain" and discusses cannibalism.
12/18/2003
00:18

Moment of Zen - Essie Mae Washington-Williams
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Essie Mae Washington-Williams announces that she is the illegitimate daughter of Senator Strom Thurmond.
12/18/2003
01:41

Julia Roberts - Orphan Cannibal Apology
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Jon apologizes for calling Julia Roberts an orphan cannibal and suggests that maybe she is just a "flesh enthusiast."
12/18/2003
02:31

Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Latkes
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Steve Carell as Produce Pete gets upset about his low sales figures.
12/18/2003
03:34

Back in Black - Senator Strom Thurmond
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The Thurmond family confirms that Senator Strom Thurmond has an illegitimate half-black daughter, Essie Mae Washington-Williams.
12/18/2003
04:21

Dean Phenomenon
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Stephen Colbert thinks Howard Dean's widely reported anger problems will be trouble for him on the campaign trail.
01/06/2004
04:22

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Question for Howard Dean
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The Democratic presidential candidates gang up on Governor Howard Dean at a debate in Iowa.
01/06/2004
05:37

Tom Brokaw Pt. 1
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Tom Brokaw discusses the Dean campaign's innovative use of online fundraising.
01/06/2004
03:48

Tom Brokaw Pt. 2
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Tom Brokaw discusses the differences between covering Republican and Democratic administrations.
01/06/2004
00:17

Moment of Zen - Democratic Nominee
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Governor Howard Dean pledges to support the Democratic Party's eventual nominee for president and urges his fellow candidates to do the same.
01/06/2004
01:32

Intro - First Vegas Wedding
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Now that Britney Spears has gotten marriage over, she can go back to being a soulless marketing machine.
01/06/2004
00:22

Preview - 1/8/04
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Jon identifies several words hidden within the name "Charlize Theron."
01/07/2004
02:35

Headlines - Mars Attacked!
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Mars -- it's like it almost reaches out to bore you.
01/07/2004
01:52

Headlines - Bovine Intervention
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The USDA bans cattle brains and spinal columns from the food market -- good news for consumers, bad news for Bennigan's new Smoky Vertebrae Poppers.
01/07/2004
00:08

Moment of Zen - Mars
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A NASA official is not surprised by the recent images from Mars.
01/07/2004
04:50

Elijah Wood
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If Elijah Wood goes into the music business, he'll either do it on his own terms or be a vicious prick.
01/07/2004
04:04

Back in Black - Regrettable Behavior
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Lewis Black reviews recent sports celebrity bad behavior -- Pete Rose's gambling admission, Joe Namath's sportscaster kissing and Steve Irwin's baby dangling.
01/07/2004
04:07

Mission to Mars
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If we don't find a renewable supply of rocks on Mars, one day you may reach down for something to throw at your neighbor's window and nothing will be there.
01/07/2004
00:53

Intro - Lottery Jackpot
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What kind of message does it send to people who work hard and spend all of their money on lottery tickets instead of food and clothing to still end up with nothing?
01/07/2004
01:20

The Colbert Report - Preview
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On the next Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert gives it good to some guy, plus he'll read portions of his new book, "Don't Buy This Book if You Don't Have Any Balls."
01/08/2004
00:15

Moment of Zen - US-VISIT
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Tom Ridge announces that the new security system, US-VISIT will pull the welcome mat from terrorists and anyone wishing America harm.
01/08/2004
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