The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - Jewish New Year
Season 8 • 09/29/2003
Jon couldn't possibly eat one more piece of fruit.
The DebateThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Arnold Schwarzenegger thinks that Lt. Gov. Cruz Bustamante needs to go to an "addiction place."
Moment of Zen - This is Not Comedy CentralThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Moderator Stan Statham at the California governor debate swears that this is not Comedy Central.
Democratic Debate WaitThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Daily Show will present full Democratic debate coverage... by October.
New York City For SaleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Bill Gates' foundation will give the NYC public school system $51 million, which takes care of the metal detectors. Now all the kids need are books.
The Game Show DebateThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
As the front runners were busy shooting their mouths off with cheap personal attacks, the Game Show Network upheld the public trust by hosting its own debate.
Jack BlackThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jack Black loves the rock, doesn't want to fumble the rock, needs to bring the rock to the kids and save the children.
Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Democratic DebateThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Create jobs, build jobs, grow jobs -- the Democrats have a lot of synonyms for what they're going to do to jobs.
Stephen Colbert's Interviews I Could Get - Reverend Al SharptonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Since Stephen Colbert can't make it to the debate, he and Reverend Al Sharpton take care of the post-debate analysis ahead of time.
Debate and SwitchThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Very funny, Brian Williams, but Rob Corddry will see who has the last laugh, bitch.
Moment of Zen - Democratic Debate 2004The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
All 10 Democratic presidential candidates get cut off by the time-over bell.
Intro - Jewish New YearThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon is a little tired and bedraggled from his Jewish New Year celebration.
The Colbert ReportThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
On the Colbert Report, the usual labels don't apply -- what matters is you're wrong.
Joe ScarboroughThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Joe Scarborough would like to see the mainstream media talk more about the positive stories that are coming out of Iraq.
Mess O'Potamia - Weapons CacheThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Yes, we did it -- we found the weapons of some minor destruction!
Mess O'Potamia - Bruce Willis & The AcceleratorsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
U.S. troops in Iraq face oppressive, dangerous conditions -- among them, Bruce Willis.
Fast, Cheap & Out of ControlThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Between health-conscious consumers, dollar menus and hamburglaries, the fast food industry is taking a hit.
Moment of Zen - Too SkinnyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Fast food lobbyist Todd Buckholz talks about how, historically, people have been too skinny.
Too Little Too LatteThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Two triple skinny no-foam mocha lattes and an oat bran muffin scone cake could go from $18.75 to an outrageous $18.95.
Intro - World's Oldest ManThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon used up all of his best "Scarborough Country" jokes during the audience warm up, so instead, here's some sad news.
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