The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Quitter!
Season 10 • 07/25/2005
Lance Armstrong wins his seventh Tour de France.
Intro - London BombingsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Jon sarcastically compliments the terrorist dicks for targeting commuters in London.
Fareed Zakaria Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Fareed Zakaria explains how radicalism and extremism amongst Muslims just aren't kosher.
Fareed Zakaria Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Fareed Zakaria explains the ghettoized lifestyle of European Muslims and how beholden they can be to seductive philosophies.
Preview - 7/25/05The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Jon has no idea what he and Rick Santorum are going to talk about next week, but they are both going to eat their Wheaties.
The Hole TruthThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Samantha Bee takes a deeper look at a pothole publicity stunt by the Terminator.
Rick Santorum Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Senator Rick Santorum talks about his new book, "It Takes a Family," and his thoughts on virtue, character and the family unit.
Tour De Fr-Lance!The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Now that Lance Armstrong has retired, who's left for Americans to care about? JeanPierre Whocares, Guillermo Idontgiveaflyingcrap and Bjorn Yaaaaaaaaaaawn?
Rick Santorum Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Rick Santorum would prefer that popular culture be more virtuous and uplifting for kids today.
Intro - Rick SantorumThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Jon talks about meeting Senator Rick Santorum backstage.
Moment of Zen - Lance Armstrong's PhysiologyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
CNN reports on Lance Armstrong's remarkable physiology.
Headlines - Quitter!The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Lance Armstrong announces his retirement following his seventh Tour de France win; thankfully, Senator John Kerry was on hand to drain the event of some of its human emotion.
Moment of Zen - SpacecraftThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Former NASA Astronaut Scott Horowitz tells CNN's Miles O'Brien about the spacecraft he is holding in his lap.
Intro - Miles O'Brien's SpacecraftThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
CNN's Miles O'Brien is well-endowed with scientific knowledge and has rock-hard reporter's credentials, but now he's just bragging.
Back in Black - GOP StrategyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Mexico puts a black caricature on a stamp, while the camel jockeys in the United Arab Emirates still suffer indignity.
Gays of ThunderThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Samantha Bee exposes a new gay trend that threatens to undermine the very soul of NASCAR nation.
Preview - 7/27/05The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Rob Corddry proposes marriage to a woman from South Hampton.
Pot TunnelThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
The war on drugs is clearly in its last throws as a pot tunnel is shut down by the government.
Diane LaneThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Diane Lane wants to know where Jon's notes are.
Summer of the BackpackThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
The new subway bag check policy sparks outrage among New York's fiercely hipster, Libertarian residents.
Headlines - RebrandThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
The Bush administration rebrands the war on terror as the "global struggle against extremism."
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