The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Dalai Want a Cracker
Season 3 E 116 • 03/31/1999

Mo Rocca profiles a San Francisco parrot thought to be a Tibetan Lama reincarnate.

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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 E115
Headlines - Magnumb-Skull

Tom Selleck joins Charlton Heston in becoming a celebrity spokes-nut for the NRA.
03/30/1999
00:56

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 E116
Other News - Yeast of Burden

Jews celebrate Passover by eating unpalatable food to remind them what will happen to their people if they ever leave New York City.
03/31/1999
00:12

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 E116
Moment of Zen - Bloody Fabio

A bloody Fabio brushes the hair out of his face after being struck by a goose during a roller coaster ride.
03/31/1999
00:23

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 E116
Recap - 3/31/99

Jon recaps tonight's stories, including Passover, Yugoslavs destroying McDonald's and Fabio colliding with a goose.
03/31/1999
02:03

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 E116
Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Heroin Helps You Sleep

Jon apologizes for promoting youth drug use, misrepresenting Bill Clinton and Slobodan Milosevic's relationship, and invading Keith Richards' crotch.
03/31/1999
03:49

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 E116
Diane Lane

Diane Lane discusses "A Walk on the Moon" and meeting Monica Lewinsky at the Vanity Fair Oscar night party.
03/31/1999
02:22

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 E116
Back in Black - White People Fighting

Lewis Black reviews the fighting in the Balkans, depressing fashion shows, and pandas on TV in Hong Kong.
03/31/1999
01:00

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 E116
This Just In - Lung Time Comin'

Philip Morris pays out $81 million to the family of Jesse Williams, a three pack-a-day chain smoker who died of lung cancer.
03/31/1999
02:27

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 E116
Headlines - One Week Anniversary

NATO and the United States step up their bombing campaign in Kosovo.
03/31/1999
01:03

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 E116
Headlines - Goose Goose Duck

Fabio is rushed to a Virginia hospital after his oddly-proportioned face collides with a goose while he rode in the front of a Busch Gardens roller coaster.
03/31/1999
04:06

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 E116
Dalai Want a Cracker

Mo Rocca profiles a San Francisco parrot thought to be a Tibetan Lama reincarnate.
03/31/1999
03:35

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 E117
Oh, To Live on Booger Mountain

Vance DeGeneres travels to North Carolina and discovers a community trying desperately to change the name of their town.
04/01/1999
01:49

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 E117
Headlines - Pop Tart

"Rolling Stone" wins The Daily Show's award for lurid and irresponsible journalism by publishing nearly-nude pictures of underage pop star Britney Spears.
04/01/1999
04:27

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 E117
Stephen Baldwin

Stephen Baldwin discusses his new movie, "Friends & Lovers," and swapping a little spit with Claudia Schiffer.
04/01/1999
01:22

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 E117
Other News - What's Up, Doc?

Former Mets pitcher Doc Gooden speaks out against Chinese paint, a sex aid that numbs the genitals prolonging sexual intercourse to the point of bodily harm.
04/01/1999
02:29

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 E117
Ugly American - The Elderly

David Attell profiles America's fastest growing criminal demographic: the elderly.
04/01/1999
02:57

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 E117
Thersday for the Ladies - Women's History Month

Jon profiles the ladies making history, or 'herstory,' in 1999.
04/01/1999
01:19

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 E117
Headlines - Reading is Fundamentalist

Christian Broadcasting gargoyle Pat Robertson kicks off a publicity tour for "The Book," a Gen-X-friendly rewrite of the Bible.
04/01/1999
00:16

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 E117
Moment of Zen - Easter Bunny

A rabbit crosses halfway across a highway and turns back just before getting hit by a truck.
04/01/1999
00:24

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 E117
Recap - 4/1/99

Jon recaps tonight's top stories, including Dwight Gooden's numb penis, Britney Spears' "Rolling Stone" pictures and a mountain called Booger.
04/01/1999
01:28

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 E118
This Just In - All This Useless Doody

The Detroit Institute of Arts is claiming ownership of Howdy by locking him in a safe deposit box and presenting one of his severed ears to show they're serious.
04/12/1999
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