The Colbert Report

Starbucks Cuts Jobs

Season 4 • 07/31/2008

Stephen hopes the Starbucks job cut doesn't affect the one under his desk.

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Crosby, Stills & Nash Pt. 1

Stephen asks Crosby, Stills & Nash if it's hard to redo the stationery every time Neil Young drops out of the band.
07/30/2008
00:30

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Intro - 7/30/08

America's state fairs are in trouble. Where will we step on strangers' vomit now?
07/30/2008
02:33

The Colbert ReportS4
Canton Apology

Stephen didn't mean to call Canton, Georgia crappy. He actually meant Canton, Kansas.
07/30/2008
02:23

The Colbert ReportS4
Spiders for Stephen!

Jason Bond is naming a spider after Stephen and all he had to do was shamelessly beg on national television.
07/30/2008
03:00

The Colbert ReportS4
Fat Cat

Instead of focusing on Ted Stevens' indictment, the New York Post dedicates their cover to the breaking story of a 44-pound cat from New Jersey.
07/30/2008
00:17

The Colbert ReportS4
Thanks to the Guests

Stephen thanks his guests Brendan Koerner and Buzz Aldrin.
07/31/2008
06:13

The Colbert ReportS4
Buzz Aldrin

Stephen asks Buzz Aldrin if "Fly Me to the Moon" -- his new animated film about flies on the Apollo mission -- is based on a true story.
07/31/2008
04:45

The Colbert ReportS4
Brendan Koerner

Stephen wants Brendan Koerner to tell him why they make fluorescent light bulbs look like soft serve ice cream if you're not supposed to lick them.
07/31/2008
05:15

The Colbert ReportS4
Cheating Death - Swimming Safety

Who is pooping in our pools? Stephen's guess is the elusive Poopacabra.
07/31/2008
00:31

The Colbert ReportS4
Intro - 7/31/08

How to be environmentally correct -- step one: don't tell the environment it has a nice rack.
07/31/2008
03:04

The Colbert ReportS4
Starbucks Cuts Jobs

The economic downturn is hitting Starbucks right in the Fresh Roast beans.
07/31/2008
00:35

The Colbert ReportS4
Intro - 8/4/08

Stephen examines John McCain's latest campaign commercial. Good news: it's a talkie.
08/04/2008
03:34

The Colbert ReportS4
The Word - We the People

Stephen already knew he'd never vote for Obama, but he didn't realize how much he'd love to vote for Britney Spears.
08/04/2008
03:11

The Colbert ReportS4
Democrats' Five-Week Recess

The do-nothing Democrats in Congress begin a five-week recess. If they're not passing bills, what is the president supposed to veto?
08/04/2008
07:09

The Colbert ReportS4
Lucas Conley

Lucas Conley tells Stephen about America's obsession with branding in his Dr. Pepper interview.
08/04/2008
02:08

The Colbert ReportS4
Ryan Seacrest's Shark Attack

Now that the shark has had a taste of Ryan Seacrest, it's only a matter of time before they come looking for Stephen.
08/04/2008
00:39

The Colbert ReportS4
Obsessive Compulsive Checklist

Stephen wants you to make sure you turned off the stove, closed the refrigerator door, and locked the doors before bed.
08/05/2008
03:18

The Colbert ReportS4
Canton, Kansas Apology

Stephen hopes Canton, Kansas accepts his apology because America's real assberg is Canton, South Dakota.
08/05/2008
02:47

The Colbert ReportS4
Obama's Energy Plan - Tire Gauges

To highlight what a charade proper air pressure is, the McCain campaign hands out "Obama Energy Plan" tire gauges.
08/05/2008
06:09

The Colbert ReportS4
David Carr

Stephen asks David Carr which is more damaging to society -- crack addiction or the New York Times.
08/05/2008
04:45

The Colbert ReportS4
The Word - Divided We Win

Congressional Republicans should think about making Corinthian columns a wedge issue.
08/05/2008
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