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Starbucks Cuts Jobs
Season 4 • 07/31/2008
Stephen hopes the Starbucks job cut doesn't affect the one under his desk.
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04:13
The Colbert Report
S4
Crosby, Stills & Nash Pt. 1
Stephen asks Crosby, Stills & Nash if it's hard to redo the stationery every time Neil Young drops out of the band.
07/30/2008
00:30
The Colbert Report
S4
Intro - 7/30/08
America's state fairs are in trouble. Where will we step on strangers' vomit now?
07/30/2008
02:33
The Colbert Report
S4
Canton Apology
Stephen didn't mean to call Canton, Georgia crappy. He actually meant Canton, Kansas.
07/30/2008
02:23
The Colbert Report
S4
Spiders for Stephen!
Jason Bond is naming a spider after Stephen and all he had to do was shamelessly beg on national television.
07/30/2008
03:00
The Colbert Report
S4
Fat Cat
Instead of focusing on Ted Stevens' indictment, the New York Post dedicates their cover to the breaking story of a 44-pound cat from New Jersey.
07/30/2008
00:17
The Colbert Report
S4
Thanks to the Guests
Stephen thanks his guests Brendan Koerner and Buzz Aldrin.
07/31/2008
06:13
The Colbert Report
S4
Buzz Aldrin
Stephen asks Buzz Aldrin if "Fly Me to the Moon" -- his new animated film about flies on the Apollo mission -- is based on a true story.
07/31/2008
04:45
The Colbert Report
S4
Brendan Koerner
Stephen wants Brendan Koerner to tell him why they make fluorescent light bulbs look like soft serve ice cream if you're not supposed to lick them.
07/31/2008
05:15
The Colbert Report
S4
Cheating Death - Swimming Safety
Who is pooping in our pools? Stephen's guess is the elusive Poopacabra.
07/31/2008
00:31
The Colbert Report
S4
Intro - 7/31/08
How to be environmentally correct -- step one: don't tell the environment it has a nice rack.
07/31/2008
03:04
The Colbert Report
S4
Starbucks Cuts Jobs
The economic downturn is hitting Starbucks right in the Fresh Roast beans.
07/31/2008
00:35
The Colbert Report
S4
Intro - 8/4/08
Stephen examines John McCain's latest campaign commercial. Good news: it's a talkie.
08/04/2008
03:34
The Colbert Report
S4
The Word - We the People
Stephen already knew he'd never vote for Obama, but he didn't realize how much he'd love to vote for Britney Spears.
08/04/2008
03:11
The Colbert Report
S4
Democrats' Five-Week Recess
The do-nothing Democrats in Congress begin a five-week recess. If they're not passing bills, what is the president supposed to veto?
08/04/2008
07:09
The Colbert Report
S4
Lucas Conley
Lucas Conley tells Stephen about America's obsession with branding in his Dr. Pepper interview.
08/04/2008
02:08
The Colbert Report
S4
Ryan Seacrest's Shark Attack
Now that the shark has had a taste of Ryan Seacrest, it's only a matter of time before they come looking for Stephen.
08/04/2008
00:39
The Colbert Report
S4
Obsessive Compulsive Checklist
Stephen wants you to make sure you turned off the stove, closed the refrigerator door, and locked the doors before bed.
08/05/2008
03:18
The Colbert Report
S4
Canton, Kansas Apology
Stephen hopes Canton, Kansas accepts his apology because America's real assberg is Canton, South Dakota.
08/05/2008
02:47
The Colbert Report
S4
Obama's Energy Plan - Tire Gauges
To highlight what a charade proper air pressure is, the McCain campaign hands out "Obama Energy Plan" tire gauges.
08/05/2008
06:09
The Colbert Report
S4
David Carr
Stephen asks David Carr which is more damaging to society -- crack addiction or the New York Times.
08/05/2008
04:45
The Colbert Report
S4
The Word - Divided We Win
Congressional Republicans should think about making Corinthian columns a wedge issue.
08/05/2008
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