The Colbert Report
Season 6 • 04/19/2010
Eyjafjallajokull volcano is evidently Icelandic for "you will be sleeping in the airport."
Sign Off - Tax DeadlineThe Colbert ReportS6
For those of you scrambling to finish your taxes -- 4, 38, 512, 65.
Aimee MullinsThe Colbert ReportS6
Aimee Mullins, who has two prosthetic legs, says the average pinup model has more prosthetics in her breasts than she has on her body.
Intro - 4/15/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen finds out who's not filling out their census forms, and Aimee Mullins explains what she did with the rest of the carbon-fiber cheetah.
Formula 01 Liquid Genetic MaterialThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen announces his own bargain-priced generic daddy butter, Formula 01 Liquid Genetic Material.
Tip/Wag - Forbes & HipstersThe Colbert ReportS6
Forbes Magazine forgets to add Richard Branson to its list of fictional rich people, and hipsters don't fill out Obama's census.
Stephen Saves the Space ProgramThe Colbert ReportS6
NASA shows its appreciation for Stephen's heroism by inviting him to go to Houston for astronaut training.
Marilyn Monroe's X-RaysThe Colbert ReportS6
Good for you, whoever is making money selling a dead woman's private gynecological X-rays.
George WillThe Colbert ReportS6
George Will talks about the history of baseball, debates health care reform and criticizes Ronald Reagan.
Sign Off - Too Big to FailThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen takes a break from reading Andrew Ross Sorkin's book, "Too Big to Fail," to say goodnight.
Goldman Sachs' Fraud Case - Andrew Ross SorkinThe Colbert ReportS6
Andrew Ross Sorkin discusses the importance of the SEC case against Goldman Sachs, which questions whether Wall Street is a casino.
Volcano EyjafjallajokullThe Colbert ReportS6
If Iceland's volcanic eruption doesn't let up before summer, thousands of college students will have to backpack around the U.S.
Robotic Voice Simulator & Foreign Accent SyndromeThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen practices his Japanese with a robotic voice simulator, and a woman suffers from foreign accent syndrome.
Jeffrey KatzenbergThe Colbert ReportS6
Jeffrey Katzenberg listens to Stephen's movie script idea and presents the newest 3-D glasses.
Sign Off - As They Say in JapanThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen says goodnight in Japanese.
P.K. Winsome - Tea Party ConsultingThe Colbert ReportS6
Tea Partiers will seem less racist if they hire P.K. Winsome to attend their rallies and donate to his United Negro Collage Fund.
Intro - 4/20/10The Colbert ReportS6
The Tea Party might be promoting racism, and DreamWorks Animation CEO Jeffrey Katzenberg praises 3-D technology.
Stephen Refuses to Celebrate 4/20The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen wants you to know you're acting all weird. Everyone's saying there's something wrong with you, even your mom.
Nailed 'Em - Drive-Through RappingThe Colbert ReportS6
Four Utah teens make a McDonald's employee feel unsafe by rapping their order at a drive-through.
The New $100 BillThe Colbert ReportS6
Write what you think of the new currency on a Post-it note, stick that on a $100 bill, and send it to Stephen.
Sign Off - Donate to John Legend's CharityThe Colbert ReportS6
Go to showmecampaign.org to win a chance to meet John Legend and hang out with his posse backstage.
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