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Dr. Gupta's Penis Pyramid
Season 5 • 01/07/2009
Sanjay Gupta says he's been approached by the Obama administration.
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03:28
The Colbert Report
S5
Ponzi Schemes
Bernard Madoff lost less money than AIG and he throws way better parties.
01/06/2009
03:59
The Colbert Report
S5
Hiding Gold - David Leonhardt
David Leonhardt endorses Stephen's new business of hiding gold.
01/06/2009
05:09
The Colbert Report
S5
Matt Miller
Matt Miller says the government must make sure we have basic securities like health care and pensions.
01/06/2009
06:59
The Colbert Report
S5
Better Know a District - Utah's 3rd - Jason Chaffetz
Stephen beats Jason Chaffetz in leg wrestling.
01/06/2009
00:36
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 1/7/09
Obama wants to make it easier for people to sue their employers for past abuse. Jon Stewart, Stephen's silence about your workouts ends.
01/07/2009
06:10
The Colbert Report
S5
Benicio Del Toro
Benicio Del Toro talks about meeting Castro to prepare for "Che."
01/07/2009
05:32
The Colbert Report
S5
The Word - Statute of Liberty
If Barack Obama wants people to get the justice they were denied in the past, he should get someone to deny their civil rights now.
01/07/2009
03:24
The Colbert Report
S5
Tip/Wag - Cocaine Honey
Now we know that the missing honeybees are in the bathroom doing a bump.
01/07/2009
01:15
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S5
Che Stadium
Benicio Del Toro is here to promote his new movie about the building of Che Stadium.
01/07/2009
00:18
The Colbert Report
S5
Pro-Commie Epic
Don't forget to see the pro-commie epic "Che."
01/07/2009
02:49
The Colbert Report
S5
Dr. Gupta's Penis Pyramid
If Sanjay Gupta gets appointed as surgeon general he'll change the food pyramid.
01/07/2009
06:10
The Colbert Report
S5
Lawrence Lessig
Lawrence Lessig says the outdated copyright laws have turned our kids into criminals.
01/08/2009
04:18
The Colbert Report
S5
New York Times Abandons Dignity
The New York Times drops to its knees in a back alley for 20 bucks like the rest of us.
01/08/2009
00:12
The Colbert Report
S5
A Really Good Book
Stephen remarks on his really good book.
01/08/2009
03:24
The Colbert Report
S5
Leg Wrestling Rematch
Stephen will take on Jason Chaffetz and the entire KSTU Fox 13 news team.
01/08/2009
01:29
The Colbert Report
S5
Exclusive - Better Know a District - Utah's 3rd - Jason Chaffetz Pt. 2
Stephen Colbert and Congressman Jason Chaffetz play the Rock Band version of "Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)."
01/08/2009
01:24
The Colbert Report
S5
Exclusive - Better Know a District - Utah's 3rd - Jason Chaffetz Pt. 1
Stephen gives Congressman Jason Chaffetz a facial.
01/08/2009
04:40
The Colbert Report
S5
Yahweh or No Way - Roland Burris
You can hear Rod Blagojevich's entire conversation with God on the FBI wiretap.
01/08/2009
00:33
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 1/8/09
Does God speak directly to us? Stephen will tell you His answer.
01/08/2009
00:36
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 1/12/09
In his last press conference, President Bush admits to the biggest mistake of his presidency: holding press conferences.
01/12/2009
06:09
The Colbert Report
S5
Anthony Romero
Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't close Guantanamo immediately.
01/12/2009
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