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Dr. Gupta's Penis Pyramid

Season 5 • 01/07/2009

Sanjay Gupta says he's been approached by the Obama administration.

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Ponzi Schemes
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Bernard Madoff lost less money than AIG and he throws way better parties.
01/06/2009
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Hiding Gold - David Leonhardt
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David Leonhardt endorses Stephen's new business of hiding gold.
01/06/2009
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Matt Miller
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Matt Miller says the government must make sure we have basic securities like health care and pensions.
01/06/2009
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Better Know a District - Utah's 3rd - Jason Chaffetz
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Stephen beats Jason Chaffetz in leg wrestling.
01/06/2009
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Intro - 1/7/09
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Obama wants to make it easier for people to sue their employers for past abuse. Jon Stewart, Stephen's silence about your workouts ends.
01/07/2009
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Benicio Del Toro
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Benicio Del Toro talks about meeting Castro to prepare for "Che."
01/07/2009
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The Word - Statute of Liberty
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If Barack Obama wants people to get the justice they were denied in the past, he should get someone to deny their civil rights now.
01/07/2009
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Tip/Wag - Cocaine Honey
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Now we know that the missing honeybees are in the bathroom doing a bump.
01/07/2009
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Che Stadium
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Benicio Del Toro is here to promote his new movie about the building of Che Stadium.
01/07/2009
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Pro-Commie Epic
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Don't forget to see the pro-commie epic "Che."
01/07/2009
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Dr. Gupta's Penis Pyramid
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If Sanjay Gupta gets appointed as surgeon general he'll change the food pyramid.
01/07/2009
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Lawrence Lessig
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Lawrence Lessig says the outdated copyright laws have turned our kids into criminals.
01/08/2009
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New York Times Abandons Dignity
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The New York Times drops to its knees in a back alley for 20 bucks like the rest of us.
01/08/2009
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A Really Good Book
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Stephen remarks on his really good book.
01/08/2009
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Leg Wrestling Rematch
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Stephen will take on Jason Chaffetz and the entire KSTU Fox 13 news team.
01/08/2009
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Yahweh or No Way - Roland Burris
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You can hear Rod Blagojevich's entire conversation with God on the FBI wiretap.
01/08/2009
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Intro - 1/8/09
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Does God speak directly to us? Stephen will tell you His answer.
01/08/2009
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Intro - 1/12/09
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In his last press conference, President Bush admits to the biggest mistake of his presidency: holding press conferences.
01/12/2009
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Anthony Romero
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Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't close Guantanamo immediately.
01/12/2009
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A Lot More to Say
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Stephen will give you some time for your eardrums to scab over.
01/12/2009
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The Word - Sweet Smell of Success
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Axe body spray works for awkward teenage males, so it should work for the economy.
01/12/2009
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