The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 8 • 06/07/2004
Hey everybody, the nice billionaire man from Saudi Arabia says its ok to call it terrorism!
Moment of Zen - Flustered TenetThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
CIA Director George Tenet looks flustered when questioned about North Korea.
The Braidy BillThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Illegal braiding is like a drunk driver, in that there's nothing wrong with driving drunk until you hit somebody and kill them.
Tenet ResignsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
If you go to the CIA cafeteria you can get a grilled cheese sandwich and the launch codes for intercontinental ballistic missiles.
Goodbye Mr. TenetThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
When news breaks, the Daily Show isn't the first on the scene, but they have televisions, they know what's going on.
Jon MagazineThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
This month's issue of Jon Magazine is full of so many perfume inserts, people may ask if you are a Turkish prostitute.
Dead PresidentsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon Stewart's advice to former presidents Ford and Carter is to die saving a baby.
Moment of Zen - Don't Think About BoobiesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President George W. Bush tries to look interested while listening to Pope John Paul II.
Donna BrazileThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Donna Brazile felt that busing and school integration was a bad idea, because she couldn't run home if she got sick.
Tape WormsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Enron executives are greedy mother arbitragers.
Holy SitThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Pope is usually a dick when he meets someone, but was cordial to George W. Bush.
Pump'dThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries will bolster their output of crude oil to 2 million barrels a day, enough to power a Hummer from St. Louis to Springfield.
Moment of Zen - No DisrespectThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Bill Parcells does not mean to disrespect the "orientals."
Indecision 2004 - Thumbs Up To You TooThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
While President George W. Bush gives a eulogy for Ronald Reagan, John Kerry is going to catch up on some office work.
Mess O'Potamia - Congratulations on Your New GovernmentThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
New Iraqi Prime Minister Iyad Allawi will find that there's no better way to get acquainted with a country than by running it.
David BrooksThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
David Brooks states that only a country as idealistic as the United States would try to bring democracy to Iraq -- and only a country as naive as us would do it so badly.
What Would Ronald Think?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Newt Gingrich believes that Ronald Reagan would approve of President George W. Bush's actions in Iraq.
New Jersey PrimaryThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
All the Kucinich organization needs to do to win the New Jersey primary is to convince fellow Democrats to change their numerical system.
Moment of Zen - Joe Biden's LectureThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Joe Biden angrily lectures John Ashcroft about the importance of following torture treaties.
8 Simple RulersThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The G8 summit is held on an isolated island off the coast of Georgia, so it won't be plagued by protests.
Morgan SpurlockThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Morgan Spurlock describes his chest pains and heart palpitations from eating McDonald's everyday.
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