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Eli Pariser
Season 2 • 08/10/2006
Stephen asks MoveOn's Eli Pariser how he wants to destroy America.
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01:40
The Colbert Report
S2
Lieberman Loses
Stephen figures the reason Joe Lieberman lost his Senate primary was because he refused to come on The Colbert Report.
08/09/2006
04:44
The Colbert Report
S2
Tip/Wag - Hungarian Bridge
Stephen decries cannibalism of all sorts and urges the Nation to name a bridge in Hungary after him.
08/09/2006
02:15
The Colbert Report
S2
DeLay and Jesus
Tom DeLay is forced to remain on the ballot, but finds the strength to do so in Jesus.
08/09/2006
03:55
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Pencils Down
Stephen is incensed that the Gay-O would have the audacity to reveal the country's security lapses to the terrorists.
08/09/2006
00:39
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 8/9/06
Stephen is psyched that Ford even sold 1.2 million vehicles to recall.
08/09/2006
00:36
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 8/10/06
Stephen wonders if Sen. Joe Lieberman can win his new party's primary, talks to with Rep. Lynn Woolsey, and asks Eli Pariser if organic bake sales can save the world.
08/10/2006
00:11
The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - Remedy for Insomnia
Stephen has a remedy for insomnia -- how about taking one of them pills?
08/10/2006
07:01
The Colbert Report
S2
Better Know a District - California's 6th - Lynn Woolsey
Stephen wristwrestles Representative Lynn Woolsey, whose district is home to the World Wristwrestling Championship.
08/10/2006
02:58
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Cappuccino
Eighty-six percent of Democrats may be against the war in Iraq, but America is like a cappuccino -- most of it is foam, and the real stuff is underneath.
08/10/2006
03:31
The Colbert Report
S2
Liquids on Planes
New FAA regulations prevent air travelers from bringing liquids aboard airplanes -- and Stephen travels with a lot of liquids.
08/10/2006
05:30
The Colbert Report
S2
Eli Pariser
Stephen asks MoveOn.org's Eli Pariser who he is, what he does and how he wants to destroy America.
08/10/2006
00:31
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 8/14/06
Stephen gives a shout-out to his squash partners.
08/14/2006
05:29
The Colbert Report
S2
Ramesh Ponnuru
Ramesh Ponnuru explains how activist judges and embryonic stem cell research contribute to the Democrats status as the party of death.
08/14/2006
03:38
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen's Sound Advice - Protecting Your Online Identity
Stephen gives a few tips on how to stay safe on the Internet and the best way to clean your computer.
08/14/2006
03:01
The Colbert Report
S2
French Fries
Stephen is upset that Congress has reversed their greatest accomplishment by changing "freedom fries" back to French fries.
08/14/2006
05:13
The Colbert Report
S2
Jon's Apology
Jon Stewart becomes the first entry on Stephen's Called Out board before finally walking a mile in Geraldo's mustache.
08/14/2006
02:07
The Colbert Report
S2
Peaceland
A cease-fire between Hezbollah and Israel brings an end to Stephen's quest for World War III.
08/14/2006
00:07
The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - E-Mail Password
America, rest assured -- Stephen is looking out for you through the Internet.
08/14/2006
03:45
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - El Comandante
For Fidel Castro's 80th birthday he got what Stephen's always wanted -- a visit from Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.
08/16/2006
03:48
The Colbert Report
S2
Alan Schlesinger
The Bush administration is not hanging Senate candidate Alan Schlesinger out to dry -- they are hanging him out to moisten.
08/16/2006
01:46
The Colbert Report
S2
Let's Make This Happen
Stephen Colbert surpassed Chuck Norris in votes to name a bridge in Hungary after him.
08/16/2006
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