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Movies That Are Destroying America - Holiday Movie Edition

Season 4 • 12/04/2008

The secular left ruins "Miracle on 34th Street."

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The End, Not the Beginning

Unfortunately, it's not the beginning of the show.
12/03/2008
03:14

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NASA Spider Escapes

If the escaped spider successfully combines itself with Stephen's DNA in space, it'll be unstoppable.
12/03/2008
04:31

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Nailed 'Em - Radical Knitting

Our ever-vigilant Border Patrol not only keeps foreigners out, they prevent traveling Americans from coming back in.
12/03/2008
00:36

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Intro - 12/3/08

The media reacts to Obama's cabinet picks -- there's a debate over whether to shower him with praise or adulation.
12/03/2008
06:10

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Barbara Walters

Barbara Walters lists some previous fascinating people we've already forgotten.
12/03/2008
00:15

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Returning Monday

The show will return Monday, or will it?
12/04/2008
05:14

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Nicholas Wade

Nicholas Wade explains why he's going to all the trouble of recreating a woolly mammoth.
12/04/2008
00:35

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Intro - 12/4/08

A new report predicts a biological attack within the next five years. That report sponsored by the Duct Tape Council.
12/04/2008
03:49

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Operation Humble Kanye - Stephen Beats Kanye

Stephen's album beats Kanye's on iTunes.
12/04/2008
05:21

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Pakistani Threat - Bob Graham

Bob Graham says Pakistan's nuclear arsenal and unstable government make a perfect bioterrorism storm.
12/04/2008
04:51

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Movies That Are Destroying America - Holiday Movie Edition

The Santa in "Miracle on 34th Street" is a socialist.
12/04/2008
05:56

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Geoffrey Canada

Geoffrey Canada wants poor parents to raise smart children so they can become competitive in America.
12/08/2008
04:55

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The Word - Season of Giving

It's time we put aside our differences and help those car companies in need.
12/08/2008
02:27

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Bush Kisses Streisand

George W. Bush kisses Barbra Streisand and she kisses him back.
12/08/2008
00:31

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Intro - 12/8/08

The auto industry gets a bailout with no money down!
12/08/2008
04:45

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Barry & the Stump

Barack Obama and Rahm Emanuel are evidently still hosting their morning drive time radio zoo.
12/08/2008
00:27

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Stephen on Conan

Stephen has 30 minutes to film a movie to promote.
12/08/2008
00:18

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Nixon Angel

Stephen finishes trimming the Nixmas tree with a Nixon angel.
12/09/2008
05:41

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Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode Two Revisited

Tek Jansen starts his physical conditioning at Alpha Squad Academy.
12/09/2008
06:17

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Charlie Kaufman

Charlie Kaufman must describe his new movie "Synecdoche, New York" using the words "feel good" and "sassy Chihuahua."
12/09/2008
02:28

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Rod Blagojevich Is Arrested

Rod Blagojevich could have just been pawning his wedding ring or selling puppies out of his trunk.
12/09/2008
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