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Bruce the Funny Dog
Season 2 E 1 • 02/04/2010
During times of trouble, Bruce the Funny Dog always manages to lift people's spirits.
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02:52
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E7
Passive-Aggressive Race
The world's most passive-aggressive athletes show off their non-confrontational one-upmanship techniques.
03/25/2009
01:20
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E7
Bird-Pranked
A team of tricksters takes revenge after thousands of years of being pooped on by birds.
03/25/2009
02:14
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E7
Some Jokes About Games
Demetri proposes an improvement to professional sports and pities high scorers on video games.
03/25/2009
00:44
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E7
The Annihilator
Chess will never be the same after the introduction of a new power piece, forged in the fires of Hell.
03/25/2009
02:08
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E7
Greater Than or Equal To
Demetri ranks turtles and baby nephews as well as a Rubik's Cube and a drag queen.
03/25/2009
04:05
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E7
Emotional Escape Artist
Devon Cottonfield, the world's greatest emotional escape artist, prepares to slip out of a relationship, but then he meets his true match.
03/25/2009
01:26
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S2 E1
Forgot His Name
When you forget your conversation partner's name at a party, there's only one way out.
02/04/2010
01:59
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S2 E1
Good, Bad or Interesting?
Demetri explains which methods of getting attention are appropriate in which circumstances.
02/04/2010
01:22
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S2 E1
Little Book of Little Stories
Demetri reads stories about a powerful wizard, a magical goose, three adventurous bears and a man with a gift for words.
02/04/2010
03:16
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S2 E1
The Henchman
Nothing can stop Vincent from carrying out his master plan -- except maybe a henchman armed with some killer one-liners.
02/04/2010
03:00
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S2 E1
Bruce the Funny Dog
During times of trouble, Bruce the Funny Dog always manages to lift people's spirits.
02/04/2010
03:05
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S2 E2
Giving Birth in the Sky
After a woman goes into labor on a plane, everyone's unique abilities are needed to help her deliver the baby.
02/11/2010
01:12
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S2 E2
Unicycles
The population of men who ride unicycles is not reproducing, and a demographic crisis is fast approaching.
02/11/2010
00:59
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S2 E2
Laughing and Peeing
Demetri dissects the finer points of laughing and peeing in both solo and group situations.
02/11/2010
02:08
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S2 E2
Running a Marathon
Demetri imagines ways for a non-athlete to successfully complete a marathon.
02/11/2010
03:31
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S2 E2
The Castaways
Four men are stranded without food on a desert island, and one of them must make the ultimate sacrifice.
02/11/2010
03:21
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S2 E3
Sherlock Holmes, Victorian Bachelor
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are excited to find themselves in the company of some saucy ladies.
02/18/2010
02:46
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S2 E3
First Contact
The discovery of a mysterious alien life form leads to a chaotic series of events.
02/18/2010
01:26
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S2 E3
Jokes About Strategy
Demetri discusses lava lamp strategy and reveals the one word that will always get you out of a jam.
02/18/2010
02:00
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S2 E3
Property Court
An old man takes his neighbor to court to settle a dispute over a fence.
02/18/2010
02:15
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S2 E3
The Art of Seduction
An audience member joins Demetri to help him demonstrate the best ways to snag a lady.
02/18/2010
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