The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Rita's Digest

Season 10 • 09/20/2005

Meteorologist Rob Corddry's best guess on why hurricanes are so bad this year: God's being kind of a dick.

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00:55

The Future of Robots
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Scientists in Japan, long at the cutting edge of shiny, beepy, useless things, are working furiously to create ever more complicated robots.
09/15/2005
00:18

Moment of Zen - Brass
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Scopes Monkey Trial footage of a monkey playing a trombone fades into current footage of a robot playing the trumpet.
09/15/2005
02:58

Evolution's Evolution
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On the final night of The Daily Show's special evolution week, Jon examines human attempts to intelligently design nature.
09/15/2005
06:04

Southward Christian Soldiers
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The Christian Right moves six of its soldiers to South Carolina in order to finally make its voice heard in Washington.
09/15/2005
00:58

Great Moments in the Evolution Debate - The Scopes Monkey Trial
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Clarence Darrow asks William Jennings Bryan if he's ever spent time with men of learning at the Scopes Monkey Trial.
09/15/2005
05:08

Alan Alda
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Alan Alda talks about growing up in the wings of burlesque shows while his father pursued his career as a tit-singer.
09/20/2005
01:38

Katrina: After the Aftermath
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The environmental impact of Hurricane Katrina on the Gulf Coast fish hatcheries may end the livelihood of all but the most retarded of local fishermen.
09/20/2005
05:33

Face for Rent
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A Seattle entrepreneur creates bum-vertising: a perfect business model in which bums advertise his gambling site, and the gambling then leads to more bums.
09/20/2005
02:37

Intro - Emmy Awards
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That wasn't sadness on Jon's face during the Black Eyed Peas' Emmy performance, it was marveling.
09/20/2005
00:17

Moment of Zen - Hurricane Rita Warning
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On the heels of Hurricane Katrina, newscasters warn viewers of the impending disaster of Hurricane Rita.
09/20/2005
03:09

Rita's Digest
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It was right around the time that a river, that used to be a street, swept away a boat, that used to be Rob Corddry's news van, that he decided, "F**k this."
09/20/2005
03:00

Faith-Based Accounting
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George W. Bush believes that the government should be limited not in size, but in effectiveness.
09/21/2005
02:44

Headlines - Debt Becomes Him
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In Russia blue jeans and a bottle of Jack Daniels will get you two women for a month.
09/21/2005
01:28

Black Hole
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Hurricane Rita has strengthened to a Category 12 hurricane.
09/21/2005
05:41

Ricky Gervais
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Jon and Ricky Gervais talk about "The Office" and what it's like to have your work covered.
09/21/2005
05:59

A Relatively Closer Look - White House Press Secretary
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The press secretary's job is to put a semi-human face on the lack of information we receive from the White House.
09/21/2005
00:23

Moment of Zen - More Better
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George W. Bush talks to hurricane survivors in New Orleans about how to more better do his job.
09/21/2005
00:27

Evacuation Plan
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With Hurricane Rita bearing down on the Gulf Coast, Jon has a plan: evacuate the entire country.
09/22/2005
00:16

Moment of Zen - Over
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Lieutenant General Russel Honore, the Commander of Joint Task Force Katrina, adheres to military communication protocol during a CNN interview.
09/22/2005
01:31

God -- Bless America!
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With Hurricane Rita growing in size and on the verge of making landfall in Texas, Jon wants to know what part of "God Bless America" God doesn't understand.
09/22/2005
02:32

Headelines - Democracy on the Crawl
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Jon explores the spread of Democracy around the world, including ein Dualwiktorkeniekanzlormerklnschroederlownbraudeadheatlickn'kopf in Germany.
09/22/2005
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