The Colbert Report
Intro - 6/19/08
Season 4 • 06/19/2008
Sean Hannity professes his love for America, but Stephen's married.
The Colbert ReportS4 The New Smurfs Movie
If Stephen is going to play any Smurf in the new Smurfs movie, it'll be Ballsy Smurf.
The Colbert ReportS4 Junot Diaz
Stephen asks Junot Diaz how he won the Pulitzer if he wasn't born in America.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Lexicon Artist
Using language to turn failed policy into ideals that transcend debate is the best way to get people to think of John McCain as transcen-presidential.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/18/08
How can John McCain distinguish himself from President Bush? Here's one way: don't get elected president.
The Colbert ReportS4 Cookie Monster
Un-American fruit is now the number one snack for children under six, and Cookie Monster's to blame.
The Colbert ReportS4 Sean Hannity Loves America
Way to go, Sean Hannity. Stephen doesn't know where you find the courage to call America the greatest, best country God has ever given man on the face of the Earth.
The Colbert ReportS4 Bishop N.T. Wright
Stephen tells Bishop N.T. Wright his idea of heaven is getting a harp, drinking a mint julep and asking Ronald Reagan questions.
The Colbert ReportS4 Stephen's Missing Peabody
Did Cookie Monster eat Stephen's Peabody?
The Colbert ReportS4 Make McCain Exciting Challenge - The Secret of McCain's Brain
With John McCain's head severed, it will fit more easily up George Bush's butt.
The Colbert ReportS4 Shout Out - Peabody Awards
George Foster Peabody wins the coveted Stephen T. Colbert Award for excellence in recognizing excellence.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/19/08
Sean Hannity professes his love for America. Sorry, Sean. Stephen's married.
The Colbert ReportS4 Barbara Ehrenreich
Stephen wants you to buy Barbara Ehrenreich's book so she gets super rich and has to swallow her words.
The Colbert ReportS4 Tip/Wag - Barack Obama
Stephen flip-flops on flip-flopping and gives Senator Obama a tip of his hat for proving he's a regular politician after all.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/23/08
There is racial progress in South Africa. Stephen hopes this means he can start buying blood diamonds again.
The Colbert ReportS4 WristStrong Anniversary
After Stephen's traumatic wrist injury, he pledged that he would never again break a fall with his hands.
The Colbert ReportS4 Sign Off - Time for Stephen to Watch
Stephen hopes you've enjoyed watching him. Now he's going to watch you.
The Colbert ReportS4 Oil Crisis
Yes, we need offshore drilling, but what about off-porch drilling?
The Colbert ReportS4 Hollywood Face Violence
Shame on Will Smith for hurting other people's faces. His face already has the unfair advantage of being amazingly handsome and stunningly symmetrical.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/24/08
Should we solve the oil crisis with offshore drilling? Stephen says any excuse for a preemptive strike on the ocean.
The Colbert ReportS4 Will Smith
Stephen asks Will Smith if he supports Barack Obama because he secretly wants to play him in a movie of his life.
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