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Hand-Disinfectant-Drunk Teens
Season 8 • 05/07/2012
Los Angeles teenagers use hand sanitizer to get sani-tipsy.
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04:33
Newt Gingrich & Mitt Romney Alliance Analogies
The Colbert Report
S8
Republican strategist Dee Dee Benkie explains Newt Gingrich's decision to endorse Mitt Romney, using a football-fraternity analogy.
05/03/2012
06:59
Colbert Super PAC - In Search of Mr. Larose
The Colbert Report
S8
A mysterious Florida rival challenges Stephen's dominance in the world of super secret Super PAC-ing.
05/03/2012
04:37
Who's Honoring Me Now? - National Space Society & Buzz Aldrin
The Colbert Report
S8
Buzz Aldrin thanks Stephen for promoting space exploration and awards him the National Space Society's coveted trophy.
05/03/2012
00:11
Sign Off - 2012 Space Pioneer Award for Mass Media
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen waves goodnight with his 2012 Space Pioneer Award for Mass Media.
05/03/2012
00:11
Sign Off - Sound Effects Box
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen uses a sound effects box to say goodnight.
05/07/2012
05:47
Andy Cohen
The Colbert Report
S8
Bravo executive and talk show host Andy Cohen discusses his book "Most Talkative: Stories from the Front Lines of Pop Culture."
05/07/2012
02:04
ThreatDown - Newscasting Bears
The Colbert Report
S8
A Pennsylvania news team shares its backyard weather forecast: partly grizzly with a chance of precipitation in the pants.
05/07/2012
06:45
"Pussy Hound" with Eric McCormack
The Colbert Report
S8
Eric McCormack and Stephen rehearse "Pussy Hound," a heterosexual sitcom about two straight guys named Will and Grayson.
05/07/2012
00:39
Intro - 5/7/12
The Colbert Report
S8
Controversy strikes the Obama administration, a threat jeopardizes American jobs, and Bravo's Andy Cohen answers "Real Housewives" questions.
05/07/2012
01:52
Joe Biden's Same-Sex Marriage Gaffe
The Colbert Report
S8
Vice President Joe Biden says he is comfortable with same-sex marriage and credits sitcoms like "Will and Grace" for teaching tolerance.
05/07/2012
03:35
Hand-Disinfectant-Drunk Teens
The Colbert Report
S8
News coverage based on a single story in the L.A. Times reveals an epidemic of kids turning drunk, disorderly and disinfected.
05/07/2012
05:26
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Corporate Campaign Players & Super Secret "Spooky PACs"
The Colbert Report
S8
"Spooky PACs" trailblazer Karl Rove gives anonymous political money to help keep political money anonymous, and Stephen gives in to donor transparency fetishists.
05/08/2012
00:09
Sign Off - "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)"
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen breaks from reading "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" to say goodnight.
05/08/2012
04:19
Anonymous Attack Ads - Claire McCaskill
The Colbert Report
S8
Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill criticizes political attack ads funded by untraceable money in 501(c)4s.
05/08/2012
05:17
Michelle Alexander
The Colbert Report
S8
Civil rights lawyer Michelle Alexander discusses her book "The New Jim Crow: Mass Incarceration in the Age of Colorblindness."
05/08/2012
03:21
Mexico's Debate Playmate
The Colbert Report
S8
A former Playboy Playmate helps usher Mexico's presidential debate, and one candidate isn't sorry for noticing.
05/09/2012
05:15
Jon McNaughton's "Nation Under Socialism" Artwork
The Colbert Report
S8
One of the hottest pop culture paintings portrays Barack Obama burning the Constitution, and Stephen explicates its complicated, multi-level message.
05/09/2012
06:21
Anna Wintour
The Colbert Report
S8
Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour discusses The Met's Costume Institute exhibit "Schiaparelli and Prada: Impossible Conversations."
05/09/2012
01:22
Sign Off - "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" Audiobook
The Colbert Report
S8
Profits from "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" go to U.S. VETS, an organization that helps veterans reintegrate into civilian life.
05/09/2012
04:37
Barack Obama vs. North Carolina on Gay Marriage
The Colbert Report
S8
Barack Obama becomes the first sitting president to push the rainbow button and launch gay-mageddon, but North Carolina strikes down marriage equality.
05/09/2012
03:19
Wisconsin's Fake Democrats
The Colbert Report
S8
Wisconsin Republicans force primaries by running as Democrats, which is like calling a timeout in football, dressed up as the other team's coach.
05/10/2012
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