The Colbert Report
Hand-Disinfectant-Drunk Teens
Season 8 E 98 • 05/07/2012
News coverage based on a single story in the L.A. Times reveals an epidemic of kids turning drunk, disorderly and disinfected.

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The Colbert ReportS8 E97
Newt Gingrich & Mitt Romney Alliance Analogies
Republican strategist Dee Dee Benkie explains Newt Gingrich's decision to endorse Mitt Romney, using a football-fraternity analogy.
05/03/2012
06:59
The Colbert ReportS8 E97
Colbert Super PAC - In Search of Mr. Larose
A mysterious Florida rival challenges Stephen's dominance in the world of super secret Super PAC-ing.
05/03/2012
04:37
The Colbert ReportS8 E97
Who's Honoring Me Now? - National Space Society & Buzz Aldrin
Buzz Aldrin thanks Stephen for promoting space exploration and awards him the National Space Society's coveted trophy.
05/03/2012
00:11
The Colbert ReportS8 E97
Sign Off - 2012 Space Pioneer Award for Mass Media
Stephen waves goodnight with his 2012 Space Pioneer Award for Mass Media.
05/03/2012
00:11
The Colbert ReportS8 E98
Sign Off - Sound Effects Box
Stephen uses a sound effects box to say goodnight.
05/07/2012
05:47
The Colbert ReportS8 E98
Andy Cohen
Bravo executive and talk show host Andy Cohen discusses his book "Most Talkative: Stories from the Front Lines of Pop Culture."
05/07/2012
02:04
The Colbert ReportS8 E98
ThreatDown - Newscasting Bears
A Pennsylvania news team shares its backyard weather forecast: partly grizzly with a chance of precipitation in the pants.
05/07/2012
06:45
The Colbert ReportS8 E98
"Pussy Hound" with Eric McCormack
Eric McCormack and Stephen rehearse "Pussy Hound," a heterosexual sitcom about two straight guys named Will and Grayson.
05/07/2012
00:39
The Colbert ReportS8 E98
Intro - 5/7/12
Controversy strikes the Obama administration, a threat jeopardizes American jobs, and Bravo's Andy Cohen answers "Real Housewives" questions.
05/07/2012
01:52
The Colbert ReportS8 E98
Joe Biden's Same-Sex Marriage Gaffe
Vice President Joe Biden says he is comfortable with same-sex marriage and credits sitcoms like "Will and Grace" for teaching tolerance.
05/07/2012
03:35
The Colbert ReportS8 E98
Hand-Disinfectant-Drunk Teens
News coverage based on a single story in the L.A. Times reveals an epidemic of kids turning drunk, disorderly and disinfected.
05/07/2012
05:26
The Colbert ReportS8 E99
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Corporate Campaign Players & Super Secret "Spooky PACs"
"Spooky PACs" trailblazer Karl Rove gives anonymous political money to help keep political money anonymous, and Stephen gives in to donor transparency fetishists.
05/08/2012
00:09
The Colbert ReportS8 E99
Sign Off - "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)"
Stephen breaks from reading "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" to say goodnight.
05/08/2012
04:19
The Colbert ReportS8 E99
Anonymous Attack Ads - Claire McCaskill
Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill criticizes political attack ads funded by untraceable money in 501(c)4s.
05/08/2012
05:17
The Colbert ReportS8 E99
Michelle Alexander
Civil rights lawyer Michelle Alexander discusses her book "The New Jim Crow: Mass Incarceration in the Age of Colorblindness."
05/08/2012
05:31
The Colbert ReportS8 E99
Uncensored - Maurice Sendak Tribute & "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" Release
In tribute to the late Maurice Sendak, Stephen revisits his Colberty Tales and releases his Sendak-approved "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" children's book.
05/08/2012
03:21
The Colbert ReportS8 E100
Mexico's Debate Playmate
A former Playboy Playmate helps usher Mexico's presidential debate, and one candidate isn't sorry for noticing.
05/09/2012
05:15
The Colbert ReportS8 E100
Jon McNaughton's "Nation Under Socialism" Artwork
One of the hottest pop culture paintings portrays Barack Obama burning the Constitution, and Stephen explicates its complicated, multi-level message.
05/09/2012
06:21
The Colbert ReportS8 E100
Anna Wintour
Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour discusses The Met's Costume Institute exhibit "Schiaparelli and Prada: Impossible Conversations."
05/09/2012
01:22
The Colbert ReportS8 E100
Sign Off - "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" Audiobook
Profits from "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" go to U.S. VETS, an organization that helps veterans reintegrate into civilian life.
05/09/2012
04:37
The Colbert ReportS8 E100
Barack Obama vs. North Carolina on Gay Marriage
Barack Obama becomes the first sitting president to push the rainbow button and launch gay-mageddon, but North Carolina strikes down marriage equality.
05/09/2012
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