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Anthony Bourdain
Season 7 • 08/04/2011
Anthony Bourdain can't drive past a Chili's or an Olive Garden and not boil with rage.
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04:42
Women's Health-Nazi Plan
The Colbert Report
S7
Free birth control will wipe out the American race and instantly turn daughters into wanton harlots with insatiable sexual appetites.
08/03/2011
00:37
Intro - 8/3/11
The Colbert Report
S7
An old kids' game gets updated, the government gives women new health guidelines, and Robert Wittman investigates art crime.
08/03/2011
05:09
Robert Wittman
The Colbert Report
S7
Art crime investigator Robert Wittman recovers stolen paintings around the world and explains the challenges of museum security.
08/03/2011
02:32
Multiracial Spider-Man
The Colbert Report
S7
A half-black, half-Hispanic Spider-Man replaces a dead Peter Parker, setting a terrible precedent for superhero diversity.
08/03/2011
00:34
Intro - 8/4/11
The Colbert Report
S7
Somebody snuck a vegetable into Wisconsin, baseball's cherished records face a threat, and Anthony Bourdain travels the world in search of great food.
08/04/2011
02:52
Wisconsin's Recall Election & Americans for Prosperity's Absentee Ballot Typos
The Colbert Report
S7
The Koch brothers-funded Americans for Prosperity PAC sends absentee ballot applications with minor inaccuracies to Wisconsin's Democratic districts.
08/04/2011
00:06
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen signs off by saying goodnight.
08/04/2011
03:33
Barack Obama's 50th Birthday
The Colbert Report
S7
Barack Obama throws himself a lavish birthday party instead of working on the economy, so the recession will last four hours longer.
08/04/2011
04:36
Sport Report - Baseball's Lowest Records & MLB's Twitter Feed
The Colbert Report
S7
Two of the grid diamond's lowest records might fall, and MLB gets in on gambling, giving Stephen control of their Twitter feed.
08/04/2011
04:21
Colbert Super PAC - The Heroes Respond
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen calls on the Colbert Nation to send in more suggestions for the direction of his Super PAC, in addition to more money.
08/04/2011
04:47
Anthony Bourdain
The Colbert Report
S7
Chef Anthony Bourdain worries about the ballooning of Americans and occasionally eats endangered birds with a hood over his head.
08/04/2011
06:00
Colbert Super PAC - Rick Perry for President
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen already licked the Rick Perry for President donut, so all the other Super PAC bitches better back off.
08/08/2011
06:54
Nassir Ghaemi
The Colbert Report
S7
Psychiatrist Nassir Ghaemi believes that mental illness can foster great leadership, but the Republican presidential candidates are too "normal."
08/08/2011
03:35
America's Credit Downgrade
The Colbert Report
S7
The credit downgrade reduces Americans to waffle-eating Kiwis who put mayonnaise on their French fries and have a serious Hobbit infestation.
08/08/2011
04:12
Doomsday Bargain Bunkers
The Colbert Report
S7
With three doomsday believers to a room, Vivos economy-class underground bunkers are like freshman year at Bob Jones University.
08/08/2011
00:07
Sign Off - Stephen Sniffs a Marker
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen gets high off a Sharpie and says goodnight.
08/08/2011
00:33
Intro - 8/9/11
The Colbert Report
S7
Record temperatures sweep the heartland, the Internet doesn't make for better human beings, and legendary rockers The Cars perform.
08/09/2011
05:39
The Word - Head in the Cloud
The Colbert Report
S7
Technology turns people into empty flesh terminals that rely on it for all their ideas, memories and relationships.
08/09/2011
04:59
Heatsteria
The Colbert Report
S7
Part-time weather balloon Rush Limbaugh exposes the government-manufactured heat index conspiracy, while SpongeBob brainwashes kids with global warming propaganda.
08/09/2011
05:03
Ric Ocasek
The Colbert Report
S7
The Cars' Ric Ocasek remembers the '80s music scene and promises Stephen any future Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Awards.
08/09/2011
06:07
Elliot Ackerman
The Colbert Report
S7
AmericansElect.org CEO Elliot Ackerman believes that individuals should have the power and tools to draft and directly nominate their own presidential candidate.
08/10/2011
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