The Colbert Report
Season 7 • 05/09/2011
Lupe Fiasco criticizes Obama, opposes the war on terror, and calls Chicago a racist place.
The Colbert ReportS7 Stephen Confesses to a Distracted Media
Stephen admits to petty theft, an art heist and a debilitating meth habit while the news media is distracted with Bin Laden's death.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Dennis Kucinich Heat Vision
Stephen examines the holes left from Dennis Kucinich's heat vision.
The Colbert ReportS7 Inaugural Republican Presidential Debate & Donald Trump's Wisdom
Several potential Republican candidates pass on the inaugural presidential debate, and Donald Trump compares same-sex marriage to long golf clubs.
The Colbert ReportS7 ThreatDown - Superman, Madden NFL 12 & "Glee"
Superman renounces his U.S. citizenship, Madden NFL 12 adds a concussion rule, and "Glee" glamorizes homosexuality.
The Colbert ReportS7 Bill James
Bill James discusses Lizzie Borden's innocence, Winnie Judd's murderous phase and John Wayne Gacy's valuable paintings.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Lupe Fiasco's "Lasers"
Stephen signs off with Lupe Fiasco's album, "Lasers."
The Colbert ReportS7 Herman Cain Wins the First Republican Presidential Debate
People say Herman Cain is the Republicans' dark horse candidate, but Stephen doesn't see horse color.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 5/9/11
Mountain Dew Presents Michigan finds a unique solution to the debt crisis, and Lupe Fiasco performs.
The Colbert ReportS7 Hasidic Newspaper Removes Hillary Clinton
Brooklyn's Hasidic newspaper removes Hillary Clinton from a photo because there's nothing more sexually suggestive than a woman killing a terrorist.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Word - Autocratic for the People
Michigan's emergency financial manager strips elected officials of power so they don't oppose his ideas to save money.
The Colbert ReportS7 Lupe Fiasco
Lupe Fiasco wears his smart glasses to speak out against Obama, the war on terror and segregation in Chicago.
The Colbert ReportS7 Difference Makers - Donald Trump
Donald Trump is a reclusive patriot who has the courage and generosity to erect a huge flagpole on his golf course.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - A Rare Correction
Geoffrey Rush has only won one Academy Award, so he's not that good of an actor.
The Colbert ReportS7 Yahweh or No Way - Thor & Apocalypse Billboard
"Thor" earns $66 million in its opening weekend, and a Family Radio billboard predicts the end of the world.
The Colbert ReportS7 Newt Gingrich & Donald Trump Announce Future Announcements
Newt Gingrich finally announces that he will be making an announcement, and Donald Trump decides to run in his mind.
The Colbert ReportS7 Geoffrey Rush
Geoffrey Rush talks about method acting, mentoring Ryan Reynolds but playing a feral eight-year-old.
The Colbert ReportS7 Herman Cain Claims the Colbert Bump
Stephen mentioned Herman Cain, but he also talked about Hitler, Lindsay Lohan and Chlamydia.
The Colbert ReportS7 Eric Greitens
Eric Greitens recalls his difficult Navy SEAL training and refuses to trash-talk the other services.
The Colbert ReportS7 Award to the Wise
Stephen competes with the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and 'Equitrekking' for a Daytime Emmy.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Press Hat
Stephen reports with his press hat and camera.
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