The Colbert Report
Intro - 6/15/11
Season 7 • 06/15/2011
Republicans can attract the youth vote by spreading the rumor that Mitt Romney is a sexy vampire.
Janny ScottThe Colbert ReportS7
Janny Scott thinks the real story of Barack Obama's mother is far more interesting than the oversimplified version.
Intro - 6/14/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen names the GOP debate winner, examines "Sesame Street" corruption and talks to Janny Scott about Barack Obama's mother.
Sign Off - MarshmallowsThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen shoves marshmallows in his mouth.
Elephants in the RoomThe Colbert ReportS7
Michele Bachmann announces her candidacy at the second Republican debate, and Tim Pawlenty runs for Mitt Romney's vice president.
Iran Bans Necklaces and ShortsThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen calls on his Iranian brothers to embrace the bedrock Western value of short shorts.
The Word - Shock the VoteThe Colbert ReportS7
There's no better way to show the horrors of universal health care than with the release of "The Texas Chainsaw Medicare."
Kindergarten GOPThe Colbert ReportS7
The GOP brand is about as popular with kids as an episode of "60 Minutes" hosted by a tube of Sensodyne.
Sign Off - Stephen Wears ShortsThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen rubs Purell on his bare legs.
Keith OlbermannThe Colbert ReportS7
Keith Olbermann refuses to acknowledge Bill O'Reilly's victory and doesn't miss having to shave every day.
Senior Moment - Pot Smoking SeniorsThe Colbert ReportS7
Seniors will soon be crocheting black light posters and syncing Perry Como's "Lightly Latin" with season three of "Murder She Wrote."
Intro - 6/15/11The Colbert ReportS7
Republicans hope to attract the youth vote, seniors face a shocking threat, and Keith Olbermann returns to television.
ThreatDown - Moo Shu Man-Milk, Centenarians & Robo-SlackersThe Colbert ReportS7
Chinese cows produce human breast milk, America's population of 100-year-olds doubles, and scientists build a robot that can juggle.
Sign Off - Bon Iver Bonus SongThe Colbert ReportS7
Florence and the Machine will join Stephen for day two of StePhest Colbchella '011.
StePhest Colbchella '011 - Rock You Like a Thirst-IcaneThe Colbert ReportS7
Dr Pepper and Stephen are so excited to have a week of great bands, including Bon Iver, Florence and the Machine, Talib Kweli, and Jack White.
Justin VernonThe Colbert ReportS7
Justin Vernon might have written a club album if he had been sick with St. Vitus Dance instead of mono.
Intro - 6/20/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen kicks off his summer concert series, looks at new developments in technology and welcomes Bon Iver.
2011: A Rock Odyssey Featuring Jack White Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen urges Jack White to sell yogurt with the White Stripes' "Seven Nation Army."
Sign Off - Talib Kweli TomorrowThe Colbert ReportS7
Talib Kweli will be spitting rhymes and dropping science tomorrow.
StePhest Colbchella '011 - Stephen Revives His Music CareerThe Colbert ReportS7
After his Billboard-eligible hit, "Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)," Stephen decides to jump back into the music business.
Florence WelchThe Colbert ReportS7
Florence Welch recalls being discovered while singing drunkenly in a girl's bathroom.
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