Crank Yankers
Jeff's Motivational Reservations
Season 3 E 15 • 01/26/2005
While making dinner reservations, a motivational speaker reminds a restaurant hostess that she is in control with her own destiny.
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Crank YankersS3 E15
Jeff's Motivational Reservations
While making dinner reservations, a motivational speaker reminds a restaurant hostess that she is in control with her own destiny.
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