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Season 7 • 07/18/2011
Stephen can't be sure what day it is because he prerecorded all these episodes in October of 2005.
The Colbert ReportS7 Carmageddon
With the temporary closure of the 405 Freeway in Los Angeles, increased traffic on two off-peak days means someone might have to walk someplace.
The Colbert ReportS7 Jose Antonio Vargas
Jose Antonio Vargas explains which is more difficult: coming out of the closet as a gay man or as a border gay.
The Colbert ReportS7 Improvised Expressive Devices
Gitmo detainees craft a dangerous new weapon behind bars that may shatter our aesthetic paradigm.
The Colbert ReportS7 Epic Blockbuster
The final "Harry Potter" and Sarah Palin's documentary would make a great double feature because both movies are about outsiders plucked from obscurity by an old wizard.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 7/18/11
Everyone continues to talk about the News Corp. phone-hacking scandal, and John Prendergast discusses the two-week-old nation of South Sudan.
The Colbert ReportS7 Exclusive - Colbert Super PAC - Campaign Finance - Sheila Krumholz
Sheila Krumholz refuses to disclose her Social Security number and closet skeletons despite the OpenSecrets.org stance on campaign finance transparency.
The Colbert ReportS7 Blood in the Water - Rupert Murdoch's News of the World Scandal
For some reason, the media continues to talk about the Rupert Murdoch piffle, so Steve Doocy blows the lid back onto the story.
The Colbert ReportS7 Colbert Super PAC - Cash Crawl
To seduce the prudent, Stephen puts the names of people who have donated to Colbert Super PAC on a cash crawl.
The Colbert ReportS7 Colbert Super PAC - Campaign Finance
Sean Parnell supports Colbert Super PAC's plan to buy an elephant, but Sheila Krumholz wants to shine a light on the taint of private money.
The Colbert ReportS7 John Prendergast
John Prendergast talks about the birth of South Sudan, the creation of its flag and the oil curse that might plague its future.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Prerecorded Episodes
Stephen can't be sure what day it is because he prerecorded all these episodes in a 96-hour meth-fueled news binge.
The Colbert ReportS7 God Calls Rick Perry
With the tough challenges facing America, Rick Perry thinks it's time to hand it over to God and ask Him to jump in.
The Colbert ReportS7 David Carr
David Carr of the New York Times admits that papers sell based on the misery of others, but that Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. sells misery best.
The Colbert ReportS7 Newt's White Whale
With his campaign $1 million in debt, Newt Gingrich will have to abandon Moby Dick Airways and travel on Metaphorical Unattainable Goal Bus Lines.
The Colbert ReportS7 Debt Ceiling Deadline Conspiracy
The August 2nd debt ceiling deadline could be a Muslim-Nazi-Vietcong conspiracy to keep America fiscally solvent.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Reading
Stephen interrupts his reading of Michael Sandel's "Justice: What's the Right Thing to Do?" to say goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS7 Humanized by Pie
After Rupert Murdoch gets hit with a pie, News Corp.'s stocks spike, the English Parliament apologizes, and even the media sharks celebrating his downfall feel bad.
The Colbert ReportS7 Voter ID Laws
To safeguard against voter fraud and ensure that only the "right people" get elected, Republicans pass laws requiring voters to show government-issued photo IDs.
The Colbert ReportS7 Michael Sandel
Michael Sandel uses real-world examples to test big philosophical concepts and ethical questions about justice and cannibalism.
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