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Herman Cain 2012 - Gay Choice
Season 8 • 10/05/2011
There is one guy out there who Herman Cain seems to have a crush on: Herman Cain.
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00:28
Intro - 10/4/11
The Colbert Report
S8
The Republican field is a 10-way tie, a music legend gets into trouble, and John Lithgow brings his Emmy over for a play date.
10/04/2011
00:51
Sign Off - Formula 401 Rumors
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen quells rumors that a catastrophic Formula 401 spill caused the rash of babies among The Report's staff.
10/04/2011
04:35
Bocephus's Eternal Question
The Colbert Report
S8
ESPN robs Americans of the proper football preparation procedures, so Stephen takes it upon himself to compose a Monday Night Football theme.
10/04/2011
04:22
Chris Christie 2012
The Colbert Report
S8
Uncertainty about Chris Christie's candidacy reaches the theoretical quantum state first postulated by Heisenberg in 1927.
10/04/2011
04:36
Chris Christie 2012 - Rick Davis
The Colbert Report
S8
Former McCain Campaign Manager Rick Davis weighs in on the likelihood of Chris Christie's and Sarah Palin's presidential candidacies.
10/04/2011
02:59
Herman Cain 2012
The Colbert Report
S8
Herman Cain picks up all the voters who don't like Mitt Romney, used to like Rick Perry and can't have Chris Christie.
10/05/2011
04:44
Talib Kweli & Yasiin Bey (A.K.A. Mos Def)
The Colbert Report
S8
Black Star's Talib Kweli and Yasiin Bey (A.K.A. Mos Def) discuss their musical partnership and working outside the major record label structure.
10/05/2011
00:10
Sign Off - iPhone Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen says goodnight and silently pays tribute to the late Steve Jobs with his iPhone.
10/05/2011
03:56
Tip/Wag - Mexico City Marriage Licenses & Modern Warfare 3's XP Promotion
The Colbert Report
S8
Mexico City renders marriage less binding than a Verizon cell phone contract, and gamers earn Call of Duty Double XP time just by buying snacks.
10/05/2011
00:33
Intro - 10/5/11
The Colbert Report
S8
Herman Cain's poll numbers rise, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore's marriage crumbles, and Black Star performs.
10/05/2011
04:12
Herman Cain 2012 - Gay Choice
The Colbert Report
S8
Herman Cain thinks homosexuality is a choice, which means that, every day, Herman Cain gets up and chooses not to be gay.
10/05/2011
04:11
Sarah Palin's Sad News
The Colbert Report
S8
Sarah Palin bows out of the race the way our founding fathers intended: by having talk show host Mark Levin read a press release on his show.
10/06/2011
06:11
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Apology to Ham Rove
The Colbert Report
S8
To undo the damage he has unwittingly done to Karl Rove's otherwise spotless reputation, Stephen issues a rare clarification.
10/06/2011
00:08
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen says goodnight.
10/06/2011
00:30
Intro - 10/6/11
The Colbert Report
S8
New developments emerge in the Colbert Super PAC saga, and Lieutenant Colonel Jason Amerine talks about his two tours of duty in Afghanistan.
10/06/2011
03:43
Tribute to Steve Jobs
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen honors Steve Jobs with a montage of all the cool Apple products he got for free, and thanks Jobs for everything he did.
10/06/2011
06:12
Jason Amerine
The Colbert Report
S8
Lieutenant Colonel Jason Amerine talks about fighting alongside Hamid Karzai in the Afghanistan War and remembers the troops who lost their lives there.
10/06/2011
01:00
Colbert Super PAC Ad - Foul Balls
The Colbert Report
S8
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow supports the NBA owners who make sure Americans don't have to watch hockey.
10/07/2011
05:21
The Word - Look Out for the Little Guy
The Colbert Report
S8
If people are willing to do a job, no matter how dangerous, pointless or dehumanizing, the government has no business stopping them.
10/17/2011
00:06
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen says goodnight to the audience.
10/17/2011
03:02
Occupy Wall Street Spreads
The Colbert Report
S8
The Occupy Wall Street protests break out of their fair trade, cage-free, biodegradable, free love sweat lodge and spread their anti-one-percent message worldwide.
10/17/2011
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