Important Things with Demetri Martin

Me vs. You

Season 1 E 2 • 02/18/2009

Demetri dedicates a song about unequal rivals to his enemies.

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00:27

Anger Scene Management
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An actor threatens to ruin a film shoot with Amanda Peet, but then the director resorts to some creative coaching.
02/11/2009
00:27

Some Data About Timing
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As people age, their bathroom habits change drastically.
02/11/2009
01:45

Best Time/Worst Time
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Demetri describes a door with an identity crisis and explains why he hates meeting babies.
02/11/2009
01:12

Rookie Cop
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A young police officer pulls the trigger too soon during his first apartment bust.
02/11/2009
01:19

De Veers Diamonds
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A jewelry company encourages men to mark even the most minor life events with new rings.
02/11/2009
00:58

Time Gigolo
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A time machine allows a janitor to score with ladies throughout history, including Mary Magdalene.
02/11/2009
01:56

Parking Fight
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Two men who are ill-equipped to fight engage in a lengthy screaming match over a parking spot.
02/18/2009
01:52

Some Jokes About Power
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The human race imposes its ranking above the animal kingdom with several bizarre displays of dominance.
02/18/2009
03:48

The Revenger
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A superhero's life is thrown into disarray after he learns a surprising fact about his father's death.
02/18/2009
01:44

Creedocide
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There's a new rodent control method that promises to get rid of rats the spiritual way.
02/18/2009
02:48

Me vs. You
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Demetri performs an ode to bitter enemies who stand on different ground.
02/18/2009
00:52

The Prince and the Pauper
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Five years after "The Prince and the Pauper," the former prince makes a bold suggestion to his replacement.
02/25/2009
00:42

Demetrocles
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Plato's predecessor ponders the laws of attraction and nature's terrible mistakes.
02/25/2009
01:58

Some Data About Brains
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Demetri discusses neck thickness, improper fractions and the association between memory and the senses.
02/25/2009
01:27

Jokes About Brains
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Demetri muses about conjoined twins, tricky abbreviations, eating candy while colorblind and other puzzling things.
02/25/2009
00:43

Da Mici
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The great inventor Da Mici searches for the mechanism that allows creatures to fly.
02/25/2009
04:15

Greatest Minds
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After traveling through time, Benjamin Franklin, William Shakespeare and Galileo Galilei hassle a waitress at a modern-day restaurant.
02/25/2009
01:26

Demetri's Amusement Park
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Demetri animates the newest theme park attractions, including the Ferris Wall, the Anticipator and Certain Death.
03/04/2009
03:02

Bad Reception
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A wedding guest sizes up two inevitably unlucky seating possibilities.
03/04/2009
02:08

Urinal Talk
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Two employees trash-talk their coworkers during an unusually long bathroom break.
03/04/2009
01:08

Some Jokes About Chairs
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Demetri considers the origins of seats and why they're so important when it comes to receiving bad news.
03/04/2009
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