The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 4 • 12/09/1999

Rob Schneider talks to Jon about "Deuce Bigalow" and his beef with dolphins.

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Other News - That's Thaw, Folks!

Scientists warn Antarctic ice caps are melting, which means we'll be making scuba dives to the Empire State Building and the Hollywood Sign.
12/09/1999
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Moment of Zen - Hair Removal

Hair is removed by ripping wax off with strips.
12/09/1999
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Hair to Stay

Steve Carell meets a man whose dream is to have a deliciously hairy chest.
12/09/1999
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This Just In - Cheating Is Fundamental

New York City teachers are accused of helping students cheat on standardized tests to create the illusion they are doing a gooder job.
12/09/1999
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Back in Black - Barbie's Designer Clothes

Thailand celebrates the king's birthday, South Korea creates a cell phone-TV combo, Britain makes designer clothes for Barbie and a cult in Taiwan worships a dead crocodile.
12/09/1999
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Christmas Presents

Stephen Colbert counts down the 10 hottest Christmas presents of the season, which are mostly made up of his personal junk.
12/09/1999
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Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Cheating Scandal and Jennifer Lopez's Ass

Jon Stewart apologizes to New York City teachers for calling them literate, but refuses to apologize to Jennifer Lopez for making fun of the size of her ass.
12/09/1999
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Moment of Zen - President Bill Clinton Sings "Silent Night"

President Bill Clinton sings "Silent Night" with Wayne Newton at the National Christmas Tree lighting ceremony.
12/09/1999
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Headlines - White House Trim

President Clinton lights the National Christmas Tree, and a new, high-tech method of eye surgery is announced.
12/09/1999
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Other News - Hot Protein Action

Jon Stewart reports on Blue Gene, an IBM supercomputer that can map a human protein in real time.
12/09/1999
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Rob Schneider

Rob Schneider discusses his upcoming movie, "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo," and explains why dolphins are the jerks of the sea.
12/09/1999
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This Just In - Aluminum Foil

Scientists at the University of Minnesota invent a miniature robot equipped with a robotic spy camera for use in rescue operations and hostage situations.
12/13/1999
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Clawed Monets

Stacey Grenrock-Woods explores the hidden, lucrative world of cat painting.
12/13/1999
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Headlines - Youth in Asia

A pair of Burmese 12-year-olds lead a rebel army in the jungles of Myanmar.
12/13/1999
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Headlines - Boys in the Banned

The Orange, California School Board bans an extracurricular gay and lesbian support group at El Modena High School.
12/13/1999
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Intro - 12/13/99

Jon wonders how voodoo, such a sweet word, can be such a painful thing to experience first hand.
12/13/1999
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Moment of Zen - Lil' Smoking Gun

A child soldier in the Burmese rebel army smokes a cigarette.
12/13/1999
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Joan Lunden

Joan Lunden talks about her show "Behind Closed Doors" and her time inside a U.S. Military tank.
12/13/1999
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Ugly American - Holiday Spirit

Dave Attell introduces Jon to the true holiday spirit: alcohol.
12/13/1999
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Indecision 2000 - Not so Deep Six

Ethanol is just one of the many things you can learn about while watching the Republican debate.
12/14/1999
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Back in Black - Taiwanese Cable

If Taiwanese cable is anything like ours, it's not worth fighting over.
12/14/1999
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