The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - Ass Hair
Season 8 • 08/11/2003
The Hebrew people are a people of hair.
Tracey UllmanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Tracey Ullman accidentally flashes the audience while imitating Kim Cattrall.
Headlines - Teutonic PlagueThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Arnold Schwarzenegger shocks the political world with his announcement on "The Tonight Show."
Preview - Week of 8/11/03The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Next week Rob Corddry cheers as three of President Bush's cabinet secretaries take a bus tour of the Midwest.
Arnold AnnouncesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Rob Corddry believes it's about time they lowered the bar to run for California governor.
Using My ReligionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Ed Helms reports that the Church of Universal Love and Music remains confident in the face of its persecutors.
Headlines - Charles Not in ChargeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
After months of pressure, Liberian dictator Charles Taylor has stepped down as president.
Moment of Zen - Charles TaylorThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Charles Taylor speaks to the press about his resignation as president of Liberia.
Jobs and Growth TourThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
You can keep your Ozzfest and your Lollapalooza. The hottest tour this summer is the Jobs and Growth Tour 2003, starring the monsters of government.
Samuel L. JacksonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Samuel L. Jackson had knee surgery years ago, after he got dragged by the A train.
Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Holistic MedicineThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
With a little water, soil, sunlight and TLC, you too can grow your own holistic healing garden.
Intro - Ass HairThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Static electricity caused by thunderstorms makes the hair on Jon's ass sit up.
Blimps Up, Foes DownThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Nothing like watching a marvel of early 20th century technology pursue a marvel of late 19th century technology, to inspire confidence in homeland defense.
Kim CattrallThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Kim Cattrall is going on a cruise with her family and her suite contains a butler and a garden.
We Didn't Start The FireThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
You know it's bad when they're dropping the red sh@#.
JonscopeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Too many phrases are already taken and thus off-limits for Jon Stewart to express how he really feels.
Healthy ForestsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The forest fires are like Iraq, we have to kill part of it to save it.
Moment of Zen - BlimpThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A surveillance blimp slowly follows a train.
Jon MagazineThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
This month's issue of Jon Magazine is full of so many perfume inserts, people may ask if you are a Turkish prostitute.
EnlibraThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
George W. Bush unveils his new choice for the new head of the EPA, generic, close cropped, graying, middle aged, white guy, Mike Leavitt.
The Alphabet SongThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Let's cut violence in half with a laser guided chain gun across a charred landscape... for the children
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