The Colbert Report

Gay Marriage Fraud

Season 9 • 04/02/2013

Georgia GOP Chairwoman Sue Everhart says gay marriage is about a free benefits ride, not equality.

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04:22

Easter Under Attack - Pope Edition
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Fox News criticizes Google for their Easter Sunday doodle, and Pope Francis looks like the spokesman for Linens 'n Things.
04/01/2013
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00:49

Sign Off - Welcome Baby Nurick!
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Stephen sends his audience coordinator home with a congratulatory basket of "America Again" copies.
04/01/2013
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Intro - 4/1/13
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Obamacare meets its match, environmentalists celebrate Earth Day differently, and Sigourney Weaver stars in "Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike."
04/01/2013
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02:56

Utah's Earth Day Celebration
The Colbert ReportS9

Utah's Department of Natural Resources celebrates Earth Day by asking kids, "Where would we be without oil, gas and mining?"
04/01/2013
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05:45

Health Care Lottery
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Tennessee's health care lottery finally adds some suspense to that old, boring question: "Will I see tomorrow?"
04/01/2013
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02:49

Florida's Bong Bill
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Under a Florida bill, any retailer that sells marijuana smoking pipes could be charged with a first-degree misdemeanor.
04/02/2013
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04:30

We Are at War - North Korea
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North Korea nullifies its 60-year armistice with South Korea, and Kim Jong-un targets Austin's South by Southwest Music Festival.
04/02/2013
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04:54

Jim McGreevey
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The former governor of New Jersey discusses political sex scandals, a program for incarcerated addicts, and his HBO documentary, "Fall to Grace."
04/02/2013
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00:04

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
04/02/2013
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04:20

We Are at War - North Korea - Victor Cha
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Georgetown professor Dr. Victor Cha talks about his book, "The Impossible State: North Korea, Past and Future."
04/02/2013
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04:19

Gay Marriage Fraud
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The Supreme Court will decide on gay marriage during wedding season, and Georgia's Sue Everhart believes straight men will commit gay marriage fraud.
04/02/2013
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05:45

A.C. Grayling
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The philosopher shares his book, "The God Argument: The Case Against Religion and for Humanism."
04/03/2013
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00:07

Sign Off - Campaign Poster
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Stephen makes a poster for his sister, House candidate Elizabeth Colbert Busch.
04/03/2013
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04:16

RNC Young Voters Survey
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The Republican Party's SurveyMonkey survey addresses young voters' love of diversity and how to come out of the closet.
04/03/2013
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03:54

Gun Control & Barn Orgies
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Louie Gohmert's logical argument against gun control has proven that any liberal policy eventually leads to sex with animals.
04/03/2013
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06:46

"Morning Joe" vs. The Colbert Report
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Joe Scarborough airs a pure infomercial for his buddy and congressional candidate Mark Sanford, which inspires Stephen to endorse Mark's opponent, Elizabeth Colbert Busch.
04/03/2013
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07:54

Francis Collins
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BRAIN Initiative project director Francis Collins discusses the most complicated biological structure in the universe.
04/04/2013
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00:07

Sign Off - EEG Cap
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Stephen monitors his brain activity.
04/04/2013
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03:25

Obama's BRAIN Initiative
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If the gun registry is just a plot to take away America's guns, then Obama's brain registry is just a ploy to take away its brains.
04/04/2013
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Intro - 4/4/13
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The Obama administration starts a science initiative, and NIH Director Francis Collins tries to map out the brain.
04/04/2013
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03:41

Pegasus Pipeline Spill
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For legal and tax reasons, the black, sticky stuff that surged through an Arkansas suburb isn't classified as oil; it's "diluted bitumen."
04/04/2013
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