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Gay Marriage Fraud
Season 9 • 04/02/2013
Georgia GOP Chairwoman Sue Everhart says gay marriage is about a free benefits ride, not equality.
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04:22
The Colbert Report
S9
Easter Under Attack - Pope Edition
Fox News criticizes Google for their Easter Sunday doodle, and Pope Francis looks like the spokesman for Linens 'n Things.
04/01/2013
00:49
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Welcome Baby Nurick!
Stephen sends his audience coordinator home with a congratulatory basket of "America Again" copies.
04/01/2013
00:34
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 4/1/13
Obamacare meets its match, environmentalists celebrate Earth Day differently, and Sigourney Weaver stars in "Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike."
04/01/2013
02:56
The Colbert Report
S9
Utah's Earth Day Celebration
Utah's Department of Natural Resources celebrates Earth Day by asking kids, "Where would we be without oil, gas and mining?"
04/01/2013
05:45
The Colbert Report
S9
Health Care Lottery
Tennessee's health care lottery finally adds some suspense to that old, boring question: "Will I see tomorrow?"
04/01/2013
02:49
The Colbert Report
S9
Florida's Bong Bill
Under a Florida bill, any retailer that sells marijuana smoking pipes could be charged with a first-degree misdemeanor.
04/02/2013
04:30
The Colbert Report
S9
We Are at War - North Korea
North Korea nullifies its 60-year armistice with South Korea, and Kim Jong-un targets Austin's South by Southwest Music Festival.
04/02/2013
04:54
The Colbert Report
S9
Jim McGreevey
The former governor of New Jersey discusses political sex scandals, a program for incarcerated addicts, and his HBO documentary, "Fall to Grace."
04/02/2013
00:04
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
04/02/2013
04:20
The Colbert Report
S9
We Are at War - North Korea - Victor Cha
Georgetown professor Dr. Victor Cha talks about his book, "The Impossible State: North Korea, Past and Future."
04/02/2013
04:19
The Colbert Report
S9
Gay Marriage Fraud
The Supreme Court will decide on gay marriage during wedding season, and Georgia's Sue Everhart believes straight men will commit gay marriage fraud.
04/02/2013
05:45
The Colbert Report
S9
A.C. Grayling
The philosopher shares his book, "The God Argument: The Case Against Religion and for Humanism."
04/03/2013
00:07
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Campaign Poster
Stephen makes a poster for his sister, House candidate Elizabeth Colbert Busch.
04/03/2013
04:16
The Colbert Report
S9
RNC Young Voters Survey
The Republican Party's SurveyMonkey survey addresses young voters' love of diversity and how to come out of the closet.
04/03/2013
03:54
The Colbert Report
S9
Gun Control & Barn Orgies
Louie Gohmert's logical argument against gun control has proven that any liberal policy eventually leads to sex with animals.
04/03/2013
06:46
The Colbert Report
S9
"Morning Joe" vs. The Colbert Report
Joe Scarborough airs a pure infomercial for his buddy and congressional candidate Mark Sanford, which inspires Stephen to endorse Mark's opponent, Elizabeth Colbert Busch.
04/03/2013
07:54
The Colbert Report
S9
Francis Collins
BRAIN Initiative project director Francis Collins discusses the most complicated biological structure in the universe.
04/04/2013
00:07
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - EEG Cap
Stephen monitors his brain activity.
04/04/2013
03:25
The Colbert Report
S9
Obama's BRAIN Initiative
If the gun registry is just a plot to take away America's guns, then Obama's brain registry is just a ploy to take away its brains.
04/04/2013
00:29
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 4/4/13
The Obama administration starts a science initiative, and NIH Director Francis Collins tries to map out the brain.
04/04/2013
03:41
The Colbert Report
S9
Pegasus Pipeline Spill
For legal and tax reasons, the black, sticky stuff that surged through an Arkansas suburb isn't classified as oil; it's "diluted bitumen."
04/04/2013
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