The Colbert Report
Apocalypse Mao: Murdered by the Orient's Success - Take the Pulse
Season 3 • 02/13/2007
Stephen takes ordinary Americans' questions about Chinese outsourcing, aphrodisiacs and bootlegs.
Intro - 2/8/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen finds out if America is ready for a black president and if the Scooter Libby trial is actually a witch hunt. Then, Chris Hedges talks about the bad kind of fascism.
Debra DickersonThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen examines whether or not Barack Obama is black with the help of Debra Dickerson.
Tip/Wag - John HowardThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen tips the hat from the gays to eleven feet of snow and to John Howard, then wags his finger at a talking urinal cake and John Howard.
Intro - 2/12/07The Colbert ReportS3
The pentagon may get a second chance to manipulate intelligence, identical snowflakes fall in upstate New York, and the forecast is sunny with a chance of nailing.
Michael OppenheimerThe Colbert ReportS3
Dr. Michael Oppenheimer says Stephen can help address the climate crisis with only minor sacrifices. Stephen says he's got the wrong guy.
Alpha Dog of the Week - Amitabh BachchanThe Colbert ReportS3
This week's Alpha Dog is Bollywood film star Amitabh Bachchan, who survived a camel kick to the head due to an indestructible turban.
The Word - InappropriateThe Colbert ReportS3
An investigator called Douglas Feith's manipulation of intelligence "inappropriate." Stephen thinks that's a compliment.
Apocalypse Mao: Murdered by the Orient's Success - Eight-Child PolicyThe Colbert ReportS3
China is on the rise, and to maintain supremacy, America's going to have to breed like Mormon squirrels.
Sheryl WuDunnThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen asks journalist Sheryl WuDunn whether China is a friend, a foe, or a frenemy.
The Word - Apocalypse Mao: Murdered by the Orient's Success - FrenemyThe Colbert ReportS3
China is surpassing us everywhere, including in coal consumption, military personnel and executions -- because Texas can't do it alone.
Apocalypse Mao: Murdered by the Orient's Success - Take the PulseThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen takes ordinary Americans' questions about Chinese outsourcing, aphrodisiacs, games, families and bootleg DVDs.
Lance ArmstrongThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen asks Lance Armstrong if "Livestrong" isn't a little weak compared to "Livestronger" or "Livestrongest."
Safe Sex for Senior CitizensThe Colbert ReportS3
A New York Times article reports that senior citizens are exploring safe sex. Stephen disapproves, and they're not the only ones Stephen is wishing a sexless Valentine's Day.
The Word - Bad MedicineThe Colbert ReportS3
It used to be easy to scare teens into not having sex by saying things like, "It's a sin," "You could have a baby," or "Your parents do it."
Sport Report - Westminster Kennel Club Dog ShowThe Colbert ReportS3
It's the time of the year when the real sports -- like the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show -- finally get their share of the spotlight.
Stephen Protects Valentine's DayThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen knows there's no better time to protect the sanctity of marriage than Valentine's Day, so he presents a montage of some of New York's most loving couples.
Intro - 2/14/07The Colbert ReportS3
Political controversy rages over women's health in Texas, Stephen reviews the Westminster Dog Show, and Lance Armstrong explains why he never won the Tour de America.
Catching Up With ChinaThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen said China had three times as many people at America and urged the Nation to procreate. It turns out China has four times more, so the need is even greater.
The 365 Most Influential Cultural Figures of 2007 - Candice BergenThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is so keyed up for his being prayed for next week, he just can't stop thinking about it -- so he asks Candice Bergen what her prayer day was like.
Shashi TharoorThe Colbert ReportS3
Shashi Tharoor explains that the UN consists of more than a bunch of blue-helmeted refugee-huggers.
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