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Apocalypse Mao: Murdered by the Orient's Success - Take the Pulse

Season 3 • 02/13/2007

Stephen takes ordinary Americans' questions about Chinese outsourcing, aphrodisiacs and bootlegs.

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Intro - 2/8/07
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Stephen finds out if America is ready for a black president and if the Scooter Libby trial is actually a witch hunt. Then, Chris Hedges talks about the bad kind of fascism.
02/08/2007
06:38

Debra Dickerson
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Stephen examines whether or not Barack Obama is black with the help of Debra Dickerson.
02/08/2007
05:29

Tip/Wag - John Howard
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Stephen tips the hat from the gays to eleven feet of snow and to John Howard, then wags his finger at a talking urinal cake and John Howard.
02/12/2007
00:31

Intro - 2/12/07
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The pentagon may get a second chance to manipulate intelligence, identical snowflakes fall in upstate New York, and the forecast is sunny with a chance of nailing.
02/12/2007
06:42

Michael Oppenheimer
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Dr. Michael Oppenheimer says Stephen can help address the climate crisis with only minor sacrifices. Stephen says he's got the wrong guy.
02/12/2007
01:31

Alpha Dog of the Week - Amitabh Bachchan
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This week's Alpha Dog is Bollywood film star Amitabh Bachchan, who survived a camel kick to the head due to an indestructible turban.
02/12/2007
03:17

The Word - Inappropriate
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An investigator called Douglas Feith's manipulation of intelligence "inappropriate." Stephen thinks that's a compliment.
02/12/2007
00:59

Apocalypse Mao: Murdered by the Orient's Success - Eight-Child Policy
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China is on the rise, and to maintain supremacy, America's going to have to breed like Mormon squirrels.
02/13/2007
06:40

Sheryl WuDunn
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Stephen asks journalist Sheryl WuDunn whether China is a friend, a foe, or a frenemy.
02/13/2007
04:44

The Word - Apocalypse Mao: Murdered by the Orient's Success - Frenemy
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China is surpassing us everywhere, including in coal consumption, military personnel and executions -- because Texas can't do it alone.
02/13/2007
03:28

Apocalypse Mao: Murdered by the Orient's Success - Take the Pulse
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Stephen takes ordinary Americans' questions about Chinese outsourcing, aphrodisiacs, games, families and bootleg DVDs.
02/13/2007
06:18

Lance Armstrong
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Stephen asks Lance Armstrong if "Livestrong" isn't a little weak compared to "Livestronger" or "Livestrongest."
02/14/2007
02:53

Safe Sex for Senior Citizens
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A New York Times article reports that senior citizens are exploring safe sex. Stephen disapproves, and they're not the only ones Stephen is wishing a sexless Valentine's Day.
02/14/2007
03:11

The Word - Bad Medicine
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It used to be easy to scare teens into not having sex by saying things like, "It's a sin," "You could have a baby," or "Your parents do it."
02/14/2007
04:52

Sport Report - Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show
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It's the time of the year when the real sports -- like the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show -- finally get their share of the spotlight.
02/14/2007
00:45

Stephen Protects Valentine's Day
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Stephen knows there's no better time to protect the sanctity of marriage than Valentine's Day, so he presents a montage of some of New York's most loving couples.
02/14/2007
00:32

Intro - 2/14/07
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Political controversy rages over women's health in Texas, Stephen reviews the Westminster Dog Show, and Lance Armstrong explains why he never won the Tour de America.
02/14/2007
01:29

Catching Up With China
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Stephen said China had three times as many people at America and urged the Nation to procreate. It turns out China has four times more, so the need is even greater.
02/14/2007
02:04

The 365 Most Influential Cultural Figures of 2007 - Candice Bergen
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Stephen is so keyed up for his being prayed for next week, he just can't stop thinking about it -- so he asks Candice Bergen what her prayer day was like.
02/15/2007
05:43

Shashi Tharoor
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Shashi Tharoor explains that the UN consists of more than a bunch of blue-helmeted refugee-huggers.
02/15/2007
05:13

Better Know a District - Arkansas' 2nd - Vic Snyder
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Representative Vic Snyder refuses to donate some of his mustache hairs to help cure little children of their diseases.
02/15/2007
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