The Colbert Report
Season 4 • 12/11/2008
Stephen is going to teach Michael Phelps how to ice dance.
Intro - 12/10/08The Colbert ReportS4
The Chinese reveal a new weapon. What can be more dangerous than their fire drills?
On Notice - ForgivenessThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen doesn't like the feeling of showing mercy, so he puts forgiveness on notice.
ThreatDown - HappinessThe Colbert ReportS4
This plague of positivity is a threat to our way of life, and more importantly, Stephen's show.
Richard HaassThe Colbert ReportS4
Richard Haass believes this century has the potential for America to cooperate with other countries to make the world safer.
Rod Blagojevich's BirthdayThe Colbert ReportS4
Governor, you really shouldn't have told anyone about last year's birthday wish to get away with your crimes.
The Ghost of Stage Manager BobbyThe Colbert ReportS4
The ghost of Bobby returns to show Stephen what his life was like before he became a greedy, narcissistic shell of a man.
Intro - 12/11/08The Colbert ReportS4
Atheists are trying to take the Christ out of Christmas. What's next, taking the Christ out of Christiane Amanpour?
Stephen Eats Ghost RibsThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen wishes everybody a Merry Christmas, especially his former stage manager Bobby.
The Word - The Unbearable Lightness of Supreme BeingThe Colbert ReportS4
Christmas really burns atheists up, which they can think of as a preview of their afterlife.
Michael PhelpsThe Colbert ReportS4
Michael Phelps will compete in the 2010 Winter Olympics after Stephen teaches him how to ice dance.
Colbert and Colmes - Roland Burris AppointmentThe Colbert ReportS5
Rod Blagojevich proves himself to be a civil rights leader.
John KingThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen congratulates John King and the rest of the media on getting Obama elected.
Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode ThreeThe Colbert ReportS5
Tek Jansen attempts to free some innocent, delicious beings from slavery.
Intro - 1/5/09The Colbert ReportS5
Stephen is still feeling the effects of his New Year's celebration.
Colbert and Colmes - Colmes Gets FiredThe Colbert ReportS5
Alan Colmes can't come back to the show unless he has a book to promote.
Thank You, StephenThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen wants to thank all the people who make this show possible.
Ponzi SchemesThe Colbert ReportS5
Bernard Madoff lost less money than AIG and he throws way better parties.
Hiding Gold - David LeonhardtThe Colbert ReportS5
David Leonhardt endorses Stephen's new business of hiding gold.
Matt MillerThe Colbert ReportS5
Matt Miller says the government must make sure we have basic securities like health care and pensions.
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