The Colbert Report
Season 5 • 01/12/2009
Anthony Romero says Barack Obama has to close Guantanamo on day one.
The Colbert ReportS5 Leg Wrestling Rematch
Stephen will take on Jason Chaffetz and the entire KSTU Fox 13 news team.
The Colbert ReportS5 Exclusive - Better Know a District - Utah's 3rd - Jason Chaffetz Pt. 2
Stephen Colbert and Congressman Jason Chaffetz play the Rock Band version of "Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)."
The Colbert ReportS5 Exclusive - Better Know a District - Utah's 3rd - Jason Chaffetz Pt. 1
Stephen gives Congressman Jason Chaffetz a facial.
The Colbert ReportS5 Yahweh or No Way - Roland Burris
You can hear Rod Blagojevich's entire conversation with God on the FBI wiretap.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/8/09
Does God speak directly to us? Stephen will tell you His answer.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/12/09
In his last press conference, President Bush admits to the biggest mistake of his presidency: holding press conferences.
The Colbert ReportS5 A Lot More to Say
Stephen will give you some time for your eardrums to scab over.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Sweet Smell of Success
Axe body spray works for awkward teenage males, so it should work for the economy.
The Colbert ReportS5 Bush's Last Press Conference
When it comes to connecting the dots, President Bush can't win.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen Jr. on Christmas Eve
Stephen Jr. is spotted on Christmas eve getting ready to fly around the world delivering the gift of yuletide joy and rodent parts.
The Colbert ReportS5 Anthony Romero
Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't close Guantanamo immediately.
The Colbert ReportS5 On Notice - Limey Squirrel Eaters
Bloodthirsty blokes react to the economic downturn by eating squirrels.
The Colbert ReportS5 Niall Ferguson
Niall Ferguson explains how money is a relationship between a creditor and a debtor.
The Colbert ReportS5 Bush Presidency Aged Us
The Bush presidency has aged everyone, including Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS5 Cold War Update - Cuba
If we open up relations with Cuba, the allure of rum, mambo and spicy Latinas could prove irresistible.
The Colbert ReportS5 That's All the Time We Have
That's all the time we have for tonight, tomorrow night, and last night's show.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/13/09
Russians cut off the natural gas pipeline to Europe in the most boring James Bond plotline ever.
The Colbert ReportS5 P.K. Winsome - Obama Collectibles
P.K. Winsome believes the merchandising of Barack Obama is the dream that Martin Luther King, Jr. envisioned.
The Colbert ReportS5 Little Victories - America's Galaxy Is Big
Good news: the Milky Way is about the same size as the Andromeda Galaxy.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/14/09
Is Barack Obama being over-marketed? For just $25 you can get a commemorative tote bag containing the answer.
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