The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Goodbye to Mr. Wizard
Season 3 • 06/21/2007
Watch Stephen and try not to learn!
Intro - 6/20/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen discusses e-mail etiquette with Will Schwalbe and a federal appeals court says the president can't indefinitely detain enemies.
Sign Off - Job Well DoneThe Colbert ReportS3
Take it from Stephen, there's nothing like a job well done.
Bloomberg for PresidentThe Colbert ReportS3
Mayor Bloomberg may run as an independent. How can Stephen launch partisan attacks if he has no partisans?
Will SchwalbeThe Colbert ReportS3
Will Schwalbe is the co-author of "Send," a book on e-mail etiquette. Where does he stand on lists of why cats are better than men?
Cheating Death - ColgateThe Colbert ReportS3
Dr. Colbert suggests not brushing your teeth because counterfeit Colgate may contain antifreeze.
Intro - 6/21/07The Colbert ReportS3
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Vincent Bugliosi and wonders if condoms should be on your TV.
Ron Paul's Colbert BumpThe Colbert ReportS3
Ron Paul's appearance on The Colbert Report leads to impromptu Ron Paul rallies around the world.
Difference Makers - Tim DonnellyThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen re-airs a segment on Tim Donnelly and the difference his 400-yard fence made to America.
The Word - PorkingThe Colbert ReportS3
CBS and FOX will love the commercial for Stephen's new line of condoms.
Vincent BugliosiThe Colbert ReportS3
Vincent Bugliosi, author of "Reclaiming History," says Oswald killed Kennedy. Spoiler alert: Stephen is going to mildly disagree with him.
Sign Off - Goodbye to Mr. WizardThe Colbert ReportS3
In tribute to Mr. Wizard, Stephen performs one of his trademark science tricks.
The FreegansThe Colbert ReportS3
To prevent these trash-eating hippies from freeloading, Stephen asks us to hoard our garbage.
Intro - 6/25/07The Colbert ReportS3
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with Tom Hayden and examines Dick Cheney's power.
ThreatDown - Coral ReefsThe Colbert ReportS3
Before you go to the beach this summer, you'll need a high SPF -- Stephen Protection Factor.
Tom HaydenThe Colbert ReportS3
Tom Hayden, author of "Ending the War in Iraq," was one of the Chicago Seven. He's about to meet all of the Colbert One.
The Word - Fourth BranchThe Colbert ReportS3
Dick Cheney is our shadow leader and he can stick his papers where the sun don't shine.
Sign Off - ContractThe Colbert ReportS3
Even if you didn't like tonight's show, Stephen will still see you tomorrow.
The Word - ElsewhereThe Colbert ReportS3
The Bush administration is thinking of closing the prison at Guantanamo Bay and moving it elsewhere. Stephen figures they'll move it to Mars, and he knows exactly why.
Christmas in JuneThe Colbert ReportS3
It's June 26, 2007, and Stephen is ringing in the yuletide spirit early by combining his tree-lighting ceremony with the 4th of July.
Tony Blair's ConversionThe Colbert ReportS3
Prime Minister Tony Blair may be converting to Catholicism, according to a priest who heard it from a bishop who heard it from a cardinal who read it in the British tabloids.
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