The Colbert Report
Sean Dorrance Kelly
Season 7 • 02/02/2011
Sean Dorrance Kelly says it's hard for people to find things that matter in their lives.
Wal-Mart Collaborates With Obama Administration - Leslie DachThe Colbert ReportS7
Leslie Dach confirms the ugly rumors that Wal-Mart is collaborating with the Obama administration to sell fruits and vegetables at a lower price.
Thought for Food - Nestle CorporationThe Colbert ReportS7
Thanks to the Nestle Corporation, nearly a third of Americans will never get the chance to be obese.
Michael LewisThe Colbert ReportS7
Michael Lewis explains how Wall Street got so good at disguising bad loans that they bought some for themselves.
Thought for Food - Wyngz & Wal-MartThe Colbert ReportS7
DiGiorno packages wyngz, and Wal-Mart helps Michelle Obama in her socialist scheme to end childhood obesity.
Intro - 2/2/11The Colbert ReportS7
America must break its dependency on foreign turmoil, and Sean Kelly has a new book about classic literature.
Tip/Wag - British Superman & Big Flats BeerThe Colbert ReportS7
A British actor is cast as the next Superman, and Walgreens offers a discount beer for 50 cents a can.
Crisis in EgyptThe Colbert ReportS7
Christiane Aman-purr must decide whether Egypt's revolution is a democratic uprising or an Islamic power grab.
Sign Off - Christiane Aman-purr & Big Flats BeerThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen signs off with Christiane Aman-purr and a can of Big Flats beer.
Bing Gets ServedThe Colbert ReportS7
The tech world is rocked as Google catches Bing in the act of copying its search results.
Cairo Turns Into the Jersey ShoreThe Colbert ReportS7
Cairo turns into the "Jersey Shore" as pro-Mubarak supporters punch Anderson Cooper in the head.
Sean Dorrance KellyThe Colbert ReportS7
Sean Dorrance Kelly believes that we've lost the notion of what's sacred in our existence.
Sport Report - Super Bowl EditionThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen will not be satisfied unless the Reagan tribute at the Super Bowl takes up the full halftime show and the third quarter.
Intro - 2/3/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen has a strong feeling about which two teams are going to play in the Super Bowl and talks to Jane McGonigal about video games.
Crisis in Egypt - Anderson Cooper & Bill O'ReillyThe Colbert ReportS7
The Egyptian people ask Anderson Cooper to step down, and Bill O'Reilly believes God is the answer to everything.
Jane McGonigalThe Colbert ReportS7
Jane McGonigal says 10 years of scientific research show that playing video games is actually the most productive thing we can do.
Sign Off - Newest Member of the Colbert NationThe Colbert ReportS7
Matthew Arthur Long is a bouncing baby boy, or he will be when he gets that infant bungee cord Stephen sent over.
Affirmative ReactionThe Colbert ReportS7
Governor John Kasich stirs the passions of Ohio's black community by appointing an all-white cabinet.
James Murphy of LCD SoundsystemThe Colbert ReportS7
James Murphy explains why he's walking away from fame in his last TV appearance as LCD Soundsystem.
Intro - 2/14/11The Colbert ReportS7
Hosni Mubarak steps down onto a pillowy mound of money, Stephen profiles a new Enemy Within, and LCD Soundsystem performs.
The Enemy Within - Toddler EditionThe Colbert ReportS7
By allowing a four-year-old to be sued, a New York judge breaks new ground in the fight against tiny tot tyranny.
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