The Colbert Report

Sean Dorrance Kelly

Season 7 • 02/02/2011

Sean Dorrance Kelly says it's hard for people to find things that matter in their lives.

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Wal-Mart Collaborates With Obama Administration - Leslie Dach

Leslie Dach confirms the ugly rumors that Wal-Mart is collaborating with the Obama administration to sell fruits and vegetables at a lower price.
02/01/2011
02:52

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Thought for Food - Nestle Corporation

Thanks to the Nestle Corporation, nearly a third of Americans will never get the chance to be obese.
02/01/2011
05:52

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Michael Lewis

Michael Lewis explains how Wall Street got so good at disguising bad loans that they bought some for themselves.
02/01/2011
04:11

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Thought for Food - Wyngz & Wal-Mart

DiGiorno packages wyngz, and Wal-Mart helps Michelle Obama in her socialist scheme to end childhood obesity.
02/01/2011
00:29

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Intro - 2/2/11

America must break its dependency on foreign turmoil, and Sean Kelly has a new book about classic literature.
02/02/2011
05:09

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Tip/Wag - British Superman & Big Flats Beer

A British actor is cast as the next Superman, and Walgreens offers a discount beer for 50 cents a can.
02/02/2011
03:29

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Crisis in Egypt

Christiane Aman-purr must decide whether Egypt's revolution is a democratic uprising or an Islamic power grab.
02/02/2011
00:07

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Sign Off - Christiane Aman-purr & Big Flats Beer

Stephen signs off with Christiane Aman-purr and a can of Big Flats beer.
02/02/2011
02:22

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Bing Gets Served

The tech world is rocked as Google catches Bing in the act of copying its search results.
02/02/2011
01:53

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Cairo Turns Into the Jersey Shore

Cairo turns into the "Jersey Shore" as pro-Mubarak supporters punch Anderson Cooper in the head.
02/02/2011
06:47

The Colbert ReportS7
Sean Dorrance Kelly

Sean Dorrance Kelly believes that we've lost the notion of what's sacred in our existence.
02/02/2011
03:27

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Sport Report - Super Bowl Edition

Stephen will not be satisfied unless the Reagan tribute at the Super Bowl takes up the full halftime show and the third quarter.
02/03/2011
00:34

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Intro - 2/3/11

Stephen has a strong feeling about which two teams are going to play in the Super Bowl and talks to Jane McGonigal about video games.
02/03/2011
05:54

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Crisis in Egypt - Anderson Cooper & Bill O'Reilly

The Egyptian people ask Anderson Cooper to step down, and Bill O'Reilly believes God is the answer to everything.
02/03/2011
05:21

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Jane McGonigal

Jane McGonigal says 10 years of scientific research show that playing video games is actually the most productive thing we can do.
02/03/2011
00:19

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Sign Off - Newest Member of the Colbert Nation

Matthew Arthur Long is a bouncing baby boy, or he will be when he gets that infant bungee cord Stephen sent over.
02/03/2011
05:00

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Affirmative Reaction

Governor John Kasich stirs the passions of Ohio's black community by appointing an all-white cabinet.
02/03/2011
03:05

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James Murphy of LCD Soundsystem

James Murphy explains why he's walking away from fame in his last TV appearance as LCD Soundsystem.
02/14/2011
00:37

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Intro - 2/14/11

Hosni Mubarak steps down onto a pillowy mound of money, Stephen profiles a new Enemy Within, and LCD Soundsystem performs.
02/14/2011
05:36

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The Enemy Within - Toddler Edition

By allowing a four-year-old to be sued, a New York judge breaks new ground in the fight against tiny tot tyranny.
02/14/2011
01:13

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Sign Off - Scoops of Americone Dream

Eating scoops of Americone Dream at Ben & Jerry's will be a great way to make Stephen look like he's giving money to charity.
02/14/2011
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