The Colbert Report

We The Mediator - Trump v. O'Donnell

Season 3 • 01/18/2007

Stephen strips Donald Trump of a win.

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Better Know a District - Washington's 3rd - Brian Baird

Stephen brings clinical psychologist/Congressman Brian Baird to a safe place.
01/17/2007
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Lynn Swann

Hall of Famer Lynn Swann helps Stephen trash-talk the remaining NFL playoff teams that aren't the New Orleans Saints.
01/17/2007
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Intro - 1/17/07

It's Stephen's 200th show and he wants a commemorative coin.
01/17/2007
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200th Episode

Stephen underplays the importance of his 200th episode, as Papa Bear is making a visit tomorrow.
01/17/2007
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Richard Clarke

Stephen sells Richard Clarke's book with promises of robot sex.
01/17/2007
00:32

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Intro - 1/18/07

Bill O'Reilly is about to appear on The Colbert Report, regardless of whether or not you're high.
01/18/2007
04:04

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The Word - Go It Alone

Stephen is not interested in the president's new commitment to flexibility and compromise, not when he can go it alone.
01/18/2007
02:34

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The Advent of O'Reilly

Stephen has been spending the whole day making sure everything is perfect for his guest, Bill O'Reilly.
01/18/2007
02:08

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O'Reilly's Microwave

To honor the historic crossover of The Colbert Report and The O'Reilly Factor, Stephen steals a microwave.
01/18/2007
05:52

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Bill O'Reilly

Stephen finally gets to sit at the foot of the master, Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly.
01/18/2007
04:12

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We The Mediator - Trump v. O'Donnell

Stephen is forced to side with Rosie O'Donnell over Donald Trump.
01/18/2007
06:29

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Tom Schaller

Stephen demands to know why Tom Schaller thinks the Democrats don't need to bother with the South to win the 2008 election.
01/22/2007
04:08

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Balls for Kidz - Gambling

Balls for Kidz takes a look at why people gamble and why kids shouldn't gamble.
01/22/2007
03:51

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The Word - Exact Words

Stephen agrees with Alberto Gonzales: if the Constitution doesn't explicitly state a right, then we don't have it.
01/22/2007
04:05

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Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Terence Koh

Terence Koh rides Stephen's coattails by selling off his sperm.
01/22/2007
00:32

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Intro - 1/22/07

Stephen was thinking, if America wasn't busy, maybe it'd like to watch his show.
01/22/2007
00:18

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Sign Off - Zeppelin Reunion

A Led Zeppelin reunion with Lars Ulrich at the drums is cut for time.
01/22/2007
00:42

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The Bears

The Saints' loss at the hands of the Bears has Stephen reaffirming his hatred of bears in general.
01/22/2007
05:25

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Michael Steele

Michael Steele sits with Stephen to talk about that special Bush magic.
01/23/2007
00:28

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Wednesday Today

The audience is riled up enough to get Stephen to do Wednesday's show today.
01/23/2007
00:31

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Intro - 1/23/07

The Logo network's new podcast might have your blackberry marrying your iPod.
01/23/2007
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