The Colbert Report
Fallback Position - Astronaut Pt. 2
Season 6 • 06/22/2010
Stephen trains in a simulated jetpack chair that utilizes the latest in air hockey technology.
The Colbert ReportS6 Obama's Simplified BP Oil Spill Speech
This is how you speak about the BP oil spill in the way Americans can understand: See Spot. See Spot spread. Stop, Spot, stop.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Spare Cursed Monkey's Paw
Please send your spare cursed monkeys' paws Stephen's way -- he's got a bit of a zombie problem.
The Colbert ReportS6 Fallback Position - Astronaut Pt. 1
Stephen admits to Steve Lindsey that he lashes out in zero gravity, has a spastic colon and needs a lot of time alone.
The Colbert ReportS6 Joe Barton's Misconstrued Misconstruction
Joe Barton apologizes for his misconstrued misconstruction, and pundits call the BP escrow account unconstitutional.
The Colbert ReportS6 Wes Moore
Wes Moore speaks to the importance of small decisions and role models by comparing himself to the imprisoned Wes Moore.
The Colbert ReportS6 US Ties With Slovenia
The call to disallow the US goal against Slovenia was totally unfair, and the rest of the world agrees.
The Colbert ReportS6 Stanley McChrystal Talks to Rolling Stone
General Stanley McChrystal must have been high on Afghani heroin when he criticized the commander-in-chief in front of a Rolling Stone reporter.
The Colbert ReportS6 USA Board of Ophthalmological Freedom
Stephen becomes a certified ophthalmologist, and Professor Buttons performs Lasik surgery on Jay.
The Colbert ReportS6 Gloria Steinem
Gloria Steinem says men who raise the kids and take care of the house have better marriages, live longer and have better sex.
The Colbert ReportS6 Fallback Position - Astronaut Pt. 2
Stephen begins his astronaut training by working in zero gravity, running on his space treadmill and test-driving moon wheels.
The Colbert ReportS6 US Defeats Algeria
Under General Petraeus's command, America defeats its longtime deadly enemy, Algeria, at the World Cup.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tim Westergren
Tim Westergren describes how Pandora creates a personalized list of songs by analyzing musical attributes.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Tomorrow's Fallback Position
Tune in for the dramatic conclusion of Fallback Position as Stephen completes his astronaut training.
The Colbert ReportS6 Yahweh or No Way - The Blues Brothers & Glenn Beck
The Vatican newspaper endorses "The Blues Brothers," and Glenn Beck plans to hold a rally on the anniversary of MLK's "I Have a Dream" speech.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 6/23/10
Stephen finds out if Glenn Beck is a civil rights hero and talks to Pandora founder Tim Westergren about radio on the Internet.
The Colbert ReportS6 Prophet Glenn Beck - Father Guido Sarducci
Father Guido Sarducci told Glenn Beck his work was wildly important at the Vatican, but he thought he was talking to Jeff Beck.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 6/24/10
Stephen completes his astronaut training, and Michael Specter talks about the dangers of denying science.
The Colbert ReportS6 Put the Cursed Monkey Paw Down
Whoever has the cursed monkey paw, stop wishing you could do something to help the people in the Gulf.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - General's Cap
Stephen wears his general's cap and flings a WristStrong bracelet into the audience.