The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Mass Exodus

Season 7 • 12/03/2002

John Kerry declares his candidacy for President. Sort of.

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Andy Richter

Normally at the Emmy's, Andy Richter has the kinship of colleagues who know that everyone there is completely full of it.
12/02/2002
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First Time Stories

Strangely enough, the story about the first time Jon got high and the one about losing his virginity are the same story.
12/02/2002
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Headlines - Watership Brown

The cruise lines' intestinal virus outbreak is being called "the Norwalk virus," because its more common name, "the sh*ts," makes people giggle.
12/02/2002
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Splitting Hairs

National Association for Cosmetologists sues Al Sharpton over his boycott of the movie "Barbershop."
12/03/2002
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Destiny's Child

Astronomers discover potential collision of two black holes that could destroy the galaxy in 100 million years.
12/03/2002
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Moment of Zen - Two Super Massive Black Holes

Strangely accented astronomer talks about massive black holes.
12/03/2002
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The Daily Show Home Game

If you like watching the Daily show, you'll love playing it.
12/03/2002
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Katrina Vanden Heuvel

The Nation has been doling out unconventional wisdom since 1865.
12/03/2002
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Saudi Duty

Saudi princess helps two young men fulfill life long dream and attend middle three weeks of flight school.
12/03/2002
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Waiting in Line

Jon warms up the crowd, literally.
12/03/2002
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Mass Exodus

If Kerry appears to have the greatest chance of winning, surely Democrats will support him.
12/03/2002
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Kissinger the Player

Stephen Colbert reports that Henry Kissinger has not started his own extra governmental secret organization that he uses to fight his private wars.
12/04/2002
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Moment of Zen - Kissinger and Nixon

Archival footage of Richard Nixon and Henry Kissinger, who direct the destiny of 1 out of 3 persons on the Earth.
12/04/2002
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Vow of Poverty

Faced with legal battles over sexual abuse by priests, the Boston Archdiocese is filing for bankruptcy.
12/04/2002
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Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Holiday Movies

Frank DeCaro is nostalgic for old-fashioned holiday heroes that he can relate to.
12/04/2002
02:43

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Kissinger Dazzle

As President Bush appoints Henry Kissinger to lead the autonomous inquiry in the 9/11 attacks, Kissinger's inner monologue is loudly heard.
12/04/2002
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Colin Quinn

Colin Quinn is bitter that Jon Stewart and Dave Attell are successful, while he hopes for a voiceover on Crank Yankers.
12/04/2002
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Stop Fondling Kids

Rob Corddry reports that the major mistake the Catholic Church made was fondling all those kids...financially speaking, of course.
12/04/2002
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Rob Schneider

Rob Schneider discusses everything that went into playing a female role, from learning how girls shower to how they file for restraining orders.
12/05/2002
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This Week Injustice - Supreme Court Preview

The Supreme Court starts their first session with a real corker -- sodomy -- and another case that involves affirmative action.
12/05/2002
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La Divas Loca, Houston You Have a Problem

Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston make comebacks with great breasts and incoherent sentences.
12/05/2002
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