The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Mass Exodus

Season 7 • 12/03/2002

John Kerry declares his candidacy for President. Sort of.

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Andy Richter
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Normally at the Emmy's, Andy Richter has the kinship of colleagues who know that everyone there is completely full of it.
12/02/2002
00:37

First Time Stories
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Strangely enough, the story about the first time Jon got high and the one about losing his virginity are the same story.
12/02/2002
02:46

Headlines - Watership Brown
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The cruise lines' intestinal virus outbreak is being called "the Norwalk virus," because its more common name, "the sh*ts," makes people giggle.
12/02/2002
04:05

Splitting Hairs
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National Association for Cosmetologists sues Al Sharpton over his boycott of the movie "Barbershop."
12/03/2002
01:44

Destiny's Child
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Astronomers discover potential collision of two black holes that could destroy the galaxy in 100 million years.
12/03/2002
00:16

Moment of Zen - Two Super Massive Black Holes
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Strangely accented astronomer talks about massive black holes.
12/03/2002
01:18

The Daily Show Home Game
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If you like watching the Daily show, you'll love playing it.
12/03/2002
06:43

Katrina Vanden Heuvel
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The Nation has been doling out unconventional wisdom since 1865.
12/03/2002
03:00

Saudi Duty
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Saudi princess helps two young men fulfill life long dream and attend middle three weeks of flight school.
12/03/2002
00:42

Waiting in Line
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Jon warms up the crowd, literally.
12/03/2002
02:03

Mass Exodus
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If Kerry appears to have the greatest chance of winning, surely Democrats will support him.
12/03/2002
03:07

Kissinger the Player
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Stephen Colbert reports that Henry Kissinger has not started his own extra governmental secret organization that he uses to fight his private wars.
12/04/2002
00:13

Moment of Zen - Kissinger and Nixon
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Archival footage of Richard Nixon and Henry Kissinger, who direct the destiny of 1 out of 3 persons on the Earth.
12/04/2002
03:26

Vow of Poverty
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Faced with legal battles over sexual abuse by priests, the Boston Archdiocese is filing for bankruptcy.
12/04/2002
02:31

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Holiday Movies
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Frank DeCaro is nostalgic for old-fashioned holiday heroes that he can relate to.
12/04/2002
02:43

Kissinger Dazzle
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As President Bush appoints Henry Kissinger to lead the autonomous inquiry in the 9/11 attacks, Kissinger's inner monologue is loudly heard.
12/04/2002
06:05

Colin Quinn
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Colin Quinn is bitter that Jon Stewart and Dave Attell are successful, while he hopes for a voiceover on Crank Yankers.
12/04/2002
01:28

Stop Fondling Kids
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Rob Corddry reports that the major mistake the Catholic Church made was fondling all those kids...financially speaking, of course.
12/04/2002
05:52

Rob Schneider
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Rob Schneider discusses everything that went into playing a female role, from learning how girls shower to how they file for restraining orders.
12/05/2002
03:11

This Week Injustice - Supreme Court Preview
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The Supreme Court starts their first session with a real corker -- sodomy -- and another case that involves affirmative action.
12/05/2002
04:10

La Divas Loca, Houston You Have a Problem
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Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston make comebacks with great breasts and incoherent sentences.
12/05/2002
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