The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 06/11/2007
Stephen swore that if Knox College gave Bill Clinton the same honorary degree, he'd burn his on-air.
Cullen MurphyThe Colbert ReportS3
Cullen Murphy, author of "Are We Rome?," wonders if America is like the Roman Empire.
Better Know a District - Washington's 9th - Adam SmithThe Colbert ReportS3
After 10 years at his job, there is still a lot that Representative Adam Smith doesn't know about his district or himself.
Sign Off - VomitoriumThe Colbert ReportS3
The show is over, and Stephen is heading to the vomitorium.
The Word - RodhamThe Colbert ReportS3
Ms. Rodham Clinton Rodham Hamrod Rodham is going to skate to victory unless the news media gives equal time to men.
Intro - 6/7/07The Colbert ReportS3
Tonight, Stephen reports on Hillary Clinton's new name, talks with Washington's 9th Representative, Adam Smith, and interviews author Cullen Murphy.
Michael GershonThe Colbert ReportS3
Dr. Michael Gershon's book has the subtitle, "Your gut has a mind of its own." Stephen couldn't agree more.
Albania Greets President BushThe Colbert ReportS3
On a recent visit to Albania, throngs of people took to the streets to greet and cheer for President George W. Bush -- and Stephen knows exactly why.
Revenge on Knox CollegeThe Colbert ReportS3
His attempt to burn his honorary degree from Knox College having failed, Stephen wishes there were some other way to show his disapproval.
The Word - Easy AThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen doesn't expect to get any awards for saying it, but he agrees with President Bush that no child should be left behind.
Intro - 6/11/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen gives America's education system an "A," President Bush is greeted as a liberator in Albania, and guest Michael Gershon believes there's a brain in the gut.
Commencement SpeechesThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen spoke at Knox College commencement last year and was given an honorary doctorate. He swore that if Bill Clinton spoke there this year, he'd burn the degree on the air.
Mr. Dyachenko, Tear Down This WallThe Colbert ReportS3
On the date of the 20th anniversary of Reagan's "Tear Down This Wall" speech, Stephen prepares a historical reenactment with the help of a karate champion.
Mr. Dyachenko, Tear Me Off a Piece of This CakeThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen once again calls upon karate champion Igor Dyachenko to tear something -- this time a piece of cake.
Tommy Chong, CommentatorThe Colbert ReportS3
In the swirling media coverage surrounding Paris Hilton's latest arrest, one man's thoughts stayed high above the fray on cable news -- Tommy Chong's.
Josh WolfThe Colbert ReportS3
Blogger Josh Wolf served prison time for withholding videotapes of an anarchist protest from authorities, so Stephen is sending a copy of their interview straight to the Feds.
Mr. Dyachenko, Tear Down This WatermelonThe Colbert ReportS3
Once wasn't enough -- Stephen pays additional tribute to the 20th anniversary of Reagan's "Tear Down This Wall" speech, with the help of karate champion Igor Dyachenko.
Intro - 6/12/07The Colbert ReportS3
The 20th anniversary of Reagan's "Tear Down This Wall" speech, a segment for the elite viewer, and a substitute guest for prolific spammer Cornelius Q. Vestibule.
Bush's Missing WatchThe Colbert ReportS3
Rumors are swirling that one of the Albanians in the adoring crowd that met President Bush stole his watch. Stephen doesn't believe it.
Colbert Platinum - Butler ShortageThe Colbert ReportS3
In a new segment aimed exclusively at his top-tier viewers, Stephen explores a troubling worldwide butler shortage.
The Word - PathophysiologyThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen suggests the nation might better fight the gay agenda if it were treated like disease, much like an addiction to cigarettes.
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