The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Asteroid!
Season 5 • 02/14/2001
NASA lands a spacecraft on an asteroid. Unfortunately, it landed right in the handicap spot.
Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman Break UpThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Vance DeGeneres not so discretely informs Jon that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman are breaking up.
Blackentine's DayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Mo Rocca offers a solution to the conflict between Valentine's Day and Black History Month: Blackentine's Day.
Headlines - Academy Awards 2001 Pt. 1 - Roman HolidayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon Stewart goes over the 2001 Oscar nominations, drools over Russell Crowe and is not impressed with Tom Hanks.
Intro - 2/14/01The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
It's Valentine's Day 2001, featuring Jessica Alba, Lewis Black and Spiderman underoos.
Moment of Zen - Demolished BuildingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A Building is demolished and onlookers cheer in delight
Other News - PawsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
At the 125th Westminster Dog Show in New York City, Special Times Just Right wins Best in Show.
Recap - 2/14/01The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon recaps the top stories of the night: the Anna Kournikova computer virus and the Westminster Dog Show results.
Back In Black - Microchip Cures Pain and Gives OrgasmThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Scientists have created a microchip that can be attached to a women's spine to alleviate her back pain -- and give her an orgasm.
Jessica AlbaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jessica Alba does her own stunts on "Dark Angel" because she wants to make everything look real.
A Veritable KournikovaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Dutch authorities have arrested the creator of the Anna Kournikova computer virus.
Headlines - Asteroid!The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
NASA lands the spacecraft N.E.A.R. on Eros, a small-bodied asteroid.
Pardons of the RichThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Someone may have exerted undue influence on the highest level of our nation's government simply because of their wealth.
Whacking the PachydermThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Nancy Walls goes to southern Florida to see the most endangered species of all the elephant masturbator.
Moment of Zen - Plunges into DarknessThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
One minute a man is happily working in an elephant pen, the next, he plunges into darkness.
Wanda SykesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Wanda Sykes prays everyday for President George W. Bush.
Hearts of DarknessThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon covers two sides of Valentine's Day - nudist weddings in Jamaica and protests of right wing Hindus in India.
Investigate GateThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Capitol Hill investigates the botched handling of the 2000 election by the major TV networks and President Clinton pardons.
X-treme FansThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Stephen and Steve talk XFL football, insisting that the Maniax' Shante Sha-Ca-Carver needs more playing time.
1 for the GipperThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A poll asks who was the greatest U.S. president, with Journey coming in at number 10.
Moment of Zen - Reagan DefendsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Greatest president Ronald Reagan defends himself in court, saying he would give the money back.
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