The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Asteroid!
Season 5 • 02/14/2001
NASA lands a spacecraft on an asteroid. Unfortunately, it landed right in the handicap spot.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman Break Up
Vance DeGeneres not so discretely informs Jon that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman are breaking up.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Blackentine's Day
Mo Rocca offers a solution to the conflict between Valentine's Day and Black History Month: Blackentine's Day.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Academy Awards 2001 Pt. 1 - Roman Holiday
Jon Stewart goes over the 2001 Oscar nominations, drools over Russell Crowe and is not impressed with Tom Hanks.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Intro - 2/14/01
It's Valentine's Day 2001, featuring Jessica Alba, Lewis Black and Spiderman underoos.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Demolished Building
A Building is demolished and onlookers cheer in delight
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Other News - Paws
At the 125th Westminster Dog Show in New York City, Special Times Just Right wins Best in Show.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Recap - 2/14/01
Jon recaps the top stories of the night: the Anna Kournikova computer virus and the Westminster Dog Show results.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Back In Black - Microchip Cures Pain and Gives Orgasm
Scientists have created a microchip that can be attached to a women's spine to alleviate her back pain -- and give her an orgasm.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba does her own stunts on "Dark Angel" because she wants to make everything look real.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 A Veritable Kournikova
Dutch authorities have arrested the creator of the Anna Kournikova computer virus.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Asteroid!
NASA lands the spacecraft N.E.A.R. on Eros, a small-bodied asteroid.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Pardons of the Rich
Someone may have exerted undue influence on the highest level of our nation's government simply because of their wealth.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Whacking the Pachyderm
Nancy Walls goes to southern Florida to see the most endangered species of all the elephant masturbator.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Plunges into Darkness
One minute a man is happily working in an elephant pen, the next, he plunges into darkness.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Wanda Sykes
Wanda Sykes prays everyday for President George W. Bush.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Hearts of Darkness
Jon covers two sides of Valentine's Day - nudist weddings in Jamaica and protests of right wing Hindus in India.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Investigate Gate
Capitol Hill investigates the botched handling of the 2000 election by the major TV networks and President Clinton pardons.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 X-treme Fans
Stephen and Steve talk XFL football, insisting that the Maniax' Shante Sha-Ca-Carver needs more playing time.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 1 for the Gipper
A poll asks who was the greatest U.S. president, with Journey coming in at number 10.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Reagan Defends
Greatest president Ronald Reagan defends himself in court, saying he would give the money back.
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